i love dltd so fucking much

a blog about dltd. run by @timetrees. dltd is by @hateweasel. thanks

[hateweasel]

Hi Hate! I tried scrolling through your blog to find the list of DLTDverse Chads that you made and damn if I just couldn’t find it. Can you refresh us if it’s not too much trouble?

Oh damn. I can’t remember who all was on it! I can try and list as many as I can off of the top of my head, though. Hopefully, it’ll come close.

CHADS (In no particular hierarchy of chaddom)

Jim

Ciel

Logan

Travis

Kristopherson

Dracula

Seras

Geraldine

Tegwen

Oliver

Claire

Elvis

Richmond

Sister Dorothy

Kyung-Soon

Forsetti

Wink

Lawrence

Andrea

Falchion

Travis’ mom

Audrey’s mom

Samantha

Feel free to ask for explanations if necessary or present suggestions. Some CHADS may not have made it on the list, while some characters who may seem like CHADS are in fact NOT CHADS.

[hateweasel]

DLTD Fun Fact: If you tried to clone Revy, it would just make a human, similar to how Abhartach being a revenant is not passed on to his children.

[hateweasel]

DLTD Fun Fact: There’s a good portion of vampires outside of a supernatural city that only get reported after they’re found dead. Having to kill someone to eat is not something that most people want to do or find themselves capable of doing, so many vampires just starve to death.

It’s very dangerous for HELLSING to confirm these deaths, however, because sometimes, they only look dead. It’s a bit difficult to tell. Starving vampires are still very dangerous because they’re riding only on survival instinct. It’ll shut down the squeamishness about biting people real fast and they’re usually running on this last burst of energy, so their attacks are brutal and accurate.

Unfortunately, if they’re living with other people, the first people they might kill could be their families, friends, or roommates…

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me having not posted about revy in months:

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https://open.spotify.com/user/forestkiid/playlist/0m8NZ5WKjSURUvAt7z6AyF?si=J66Tt3eUTre-CEviLG7YEQ my revy playlist btw

[hateweasel]

DLTD Fun Fact: A lot of houses in Pyestock (but also a couple in Gehenna) are built using whatever can be found. Pallet wood is a good option. Many of them don’t have indoor plumbing or other creature comforts, but they make do with primitive tech. Composting toilets are a valid option, you know.

[hateweasel]

DLTD Fun Fact: Contrary to popular belief, there are American cryptids like bigfoot who can make actual houses and such.

[hateweasel]

DLTD Fun Fact: It’s not unusual for new vampires to speak with a bit of a lisp until they get used to talking with fangs.

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DLTD Fun(?) Fact: Gerry and Oliver both think that their older brother, James, (who has only ever been mentioned by name in the series and has never made an actual appearance) is the “favourite child.” The reason for this is because he’s just so “normal” and “did everything right.” He got his degree, he joined the army, he got promoted, he started a family… All wholesome shit, right? He isn’t, though. He’s not the favourite.

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revy juuls

[hateweasel]

DLTD Fun Fact: It’s not unusual for restaurants and food stands to serve mice in Pyestock. Roadkill is also an excellent source of meat and fur. Foxes, however, are the only exception.

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DLTD Fun Fact: It’s perfectly acceptable for men to wear skirts in Gehenna. For some supernaturals, it’s easier than putting on pants. Most pants aren’t made for goat legs, you see…

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DLTD Fun Fact: The only members of the Essential Eight who would actually wear short shorts outside are Kris and Patty.

[hateweasel]

I accidentally drew him from the wrong side so his hair isn’t parted right and I have no idea what it’s doing

[hateweasel]

What if…. Revy had an undercut?

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like this?

[hateweasel]

So it’s silver, then?

Yea. I don’t know if this is the hairstyle he has currently, but he might. What do you think?

[dltdinfo]

just cuz we were talking about silver. i kinda like it, tho

it works for me. 

[hateweasel]

What if…. Revy had an undercut?

[dltdinfo]

like this?

[hateweasel]

In a few years, Jim and Revy could probably introduce themselves as twins and nobody would even know.

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HATE

can revy age or not

[hateweasel]

No, but he uses an aging glamour that he replaces every few weeks. The fact that he replaces it weekly lets him “age” like a normal person. Right now, he looks around 19… ish???

[dltdinfo]

okay good icon

[hateweasel]

#revy is 18 i cant believe hes age faking#problematic 

He stole booze from Pooch while underage! He’s totally problematic.

[dltdinfo]

when did he steal it? because if it was after august, then he’s 18 so that’s of age in england