#jez-slaughter

[tom-bones]

wanna be the tom to my jerry?

@jez-slaughter

fuck sake..no.

[tom-bones]

you. mommy needs a stress toy.

@jez-slaughter

yeah? c’mere..

[tom-bones]

"(i’m better than e.)"

how's delulu town, starshine?

@jez-slaughter

c’mon. you know i’m right.

[tom-bones]

did you know that i have a shirt with dabbing jesus?

@jez-slaughter

no.

[tom-bones]

thomas, i require assistance before i not-so-accidentally leave the band with one less drummer and one less bassist.

@jez-slaughter

what’s up?

[tom-bones]

y'know, drums don't suit you. a t(r)ombone would be the perfect choice.

@jez-slaughter

*rolls eyes in slight amusement* you expect me to blow outta that thing?

[tom-bones]

we should normalize using shitty pick-up lines on dd just to see him get all mad. should make it a competition, actually.

@jez-slaughter

you can. i ain’t riskin’ that shit.

[tom-bones]

you remind me of a dinosaur. i wanna dig for your bone in your pants.

@jez-slaughter

you mean my boner, right?