Tom Bones

he/him, 24, drummer for Repugnant

[tom-bones]

sup, fuckers.

‘m tom bones (he/him, 24 years old). you can call me tommie, thomas, or tom. i don’t give a fuck. one of the main drummers for the death metal band repugnant (‘m better than e.)

during my free-time i collect both human and animal bones, uses them as drumsticks, and replaces them often. i love the smell of hairspray and i snore.

some fun facts because, why the fuck not?

.sagittarius

.5’7 (fuck off, i know ‘m short)

.probably got my first tattoo at age 12

.enjoys a juicy T-bone steak

.drinks beer like water

.collects whores like a magnet

.has a magic cross dick piercing, nose piercing, and ear piercings

.curses..a lot

// MDNI. on some days tom can be an absolute sweetheart, and on other days..a complete bastard of a man. give him some time to lighten up to you. he’s usually pretty horny on most days.

// pfp and background made by @ghoulettka

c’mon, ask me shit, ya know you want to.

[tom-bones]

you remind me of a dinosaur. i wanna dig for your bone in your pants.

@jez-slaughter

you mean my boner, right?

[jez-slaughter]

tomato, to-mah-to. i missed you.

[tom-bones]

missed ya too, kid. *pulls jez into a hug.*

[jez-slaughter]

... bitch.

*xey scoffed with a small chuckle, hugging him back.*

up to anything interesting?

[tom-bones]

nah. same old, same old. how ‘bout yourself?

[jez-slaughter]

uh... kids still crave violence, boyfriends still teethrottingly sweet... so yeah, mostly the same. got another clit piercing.

[tom-bones]

oh yeah? care to show me?

[jez-slaughter]

it's still healing, don't get too horny.

[tom-bones]

i promise i’ll be gentle.

[jez-slaughter]

... say please.

[tom-bones]

please, hot stuff. make daddy proud, yeah?

[jez-slaughter]

... that... should not work.

*she sighed, getting a bit flustered.*

so... chair, bed...?

[tom-bones]

both?

[jez-slaughter]

fuck you mean, both? what, you need two angles to see properly?

[tom-bones]

more angles to fuck you properly. gotta hit every feel good spot.

[jez-slaughter]

love you too, you little whore. you want the rest of my clothes off, or just my pants?

[tom-bones]

all of it, sweet thing.

[jez-slaughter]

making me do so much work... not even gonna help?

*ghoul teased, taking its time with taking their shirt off.*

[tom-bones]

such a tease. *tom smirked.*

[tom-bones]

you remind me of a dinosaur. i wanna dig for your bone in your pants.

@jez-slaughter

you mean my boner, right?

[jez-slaughter]

tomato, to-mah-to. i missed you.

[tom-bones]

missed ya too, kid. *pulls jez into a hug.*

[jez-slaughter]

... bitch.

*xey scoffed with a small chuckle, hugging him back.*

up to anything interesting?

[tom-bones]

nah. same old, same old. how ‘bout yourself?

[jez-slaughter]

uh... kids still crave violence, boyfriends still teethrottingly sweet... so yeah, mostly the same. got another clit piercing.

[tom-bones]

oh yeah? care to show me?

[jez-slaughter]

it's still healing, don't get too horny.

[tom-bones]

i promise i’ll be gentle.

[jez-slaughter]

... say please.

[tom-bones]

please, hot stuff. make daddy proud, yeah?

[jez-slaughter]

... that... should not work.

*she sighed, getting a bit flustered.*

so... chair, bed...?

[tom-bones]

both?

[jez-slaughter]

fuck you mean, both? what, you need two angles to see properly?

[tom-bones]

more angles to fuck you properly. gotta hit every feel good spot.

[jez-slaughter]

love you too, you little whore. you want the rest of my clothes off, or just my pants?

[tom-bones]

all of it, sweet thing.

[tom-bones]

you remind me of a dinosaur. i wanna dig for your bone in your pants.

@jez-slaughter

you mean my boner, right?

[jez-slaughter]

tomato, to-mah-to. i missed you.

[tom-bones]

missed ya too, kid. *pulls jez into a hug.*

[jez-slaughter]

... bitch.

*xey scoffed with a small chuckle, hugging him back.*

up to anything interesting?

[tom-bones]

nah. same old, same old. how ‘bout yourself?

[jez-slaughter]

uh... kids still crave violence, boyfriends still teethrottingly sweet... so yeah, mostly the same. got another clit piercing.

[tom-bones]

oh yeah? care to show me?

[jez-slaughter]

it's still healing, don't get too horny.

[tom-bones]

i promise i’ll be gentle.

[jez-slaughter]

... say please.

[tom-bones]

please, hot stuff. make daddy proud, yeah?

[jez-slaughter]

... that... should not work.

*she sighed, getting a bit flustered.*

so... chair, bed...?

[tom-bones]

both?

[jez-slaughter]

fuck you mean, both? what, you need two angles to see properly?

[tom-bones]

more angles to fuck you properly. gotta hit every feel good spot.

[tom-bones]

you remind me of a dinosaur. i wanna dig for your bone in your pants.

@jez-slaughter

you mean my boner, right?

[jez-slaughter]

tomato, to-mah-to. i missed you.

[tom-bones]

missed ya too, kid. *pulls jez into a hug.*

[jez-slaughter]

... bitch.

*xey scoffed with a small chuckle, hugging him back.*

up to anything interesting?

[tom-bones]

nah. same old, same old. how ‘bout yourself?

[jez-slaughter]

uh... kids still crave violence, boyfriends still teethrottingly sweet... so yeah, mostly the same. got another clit piercing.

[tom-bones]

oh yeah? care to show me?

[jez-slaughter]

it's still healing, don't get too horny.

[tom-bones]

i promise i’ll be gentle.

[jez-slaughter]

... say please.

[tom-bones]

please, hot stuff. make daddy proud, yeah?

[jez-slaughter]

... that... should not work.

*she sighed, getting a bit flustered.*

so... chair, bed...?

[tom-bones]

both?

[tom-bones]

you remind me of a dinosaur. i wanna dig for your bone in your pants.

@jez-slaughter

you mean my boner, right?

[jez-slaughter]

tomato, to-mah-to. i missed you.

[tom-bones]

missed ya too, kid. *pulls jez into a hug.*

[jez-slaughter]

... bitch.

*xey scoffed with a small chuckle, hugging him back.*

up to anything interesting?

[tom-bones]

nah. same old, same old. how ‘bout yourself?

[jez-slaughter]

uh... kids still crave violence, boyfriends still teethrottingly sweet... so yeah, mostly the same. got another clit piercing.

[tom-bones]

oh yeah? care to show me?

[jez-slaughter]

it's still healing, don't get too horny.

[tom-bones]

i promise i’ll be gentle.

[jez-slaughter]

... say please.

[tom-bones]

please, hot stuff. make daddy proud, yeah?

[tom-bones]

you remind me of a dinosaur. i wanna dig for your bone in your pants.

@jez-slaughter

you mean my boner, right?

[jez-slaughter]

tomato, to-mah-to. i missed you.

[tom-bones]

missed ya too, kid. *pulls jez into a hug.*

[jez-slaughter]

... bitch.

*xey scoffed with a small chuckle, hugging him back.*

up to anything interesting?

[tom-bones]

nah. same old, same old. how ‘bout yourself?

[jez-slaughter]

uh... kids still crave violence, boyfriends still teethrottingly sweet... so yeah, mostly the same. got another clit piercing.

[tom-bones]

oh yeah? care to show me?

[jez-slaughter]

it's still healing, don't get too horny.

[tom-bones]

i promise i’ll be gentle.

[tom-bones]

you remind me of a dinosaur. i wanna dig for your bone in your pants.

@jez-slaughter

you mean my boner, right?

[jez-slaughter]

tomato, to-mah-to. i missed you.

[tom-bones]

missed ya too, kid. *pulls jez into a hug.*

[jez-slaughter]

... bitch.

*xey scoffed with a small chuckle, hugging him back.*

up to anything interesting?

[tom-bones]

nah. same old, same old. how ‘bout yourself?

[jez-slaughter]

uh... kids still crave violence, boyfriends still teethrottingly sweet... so yeah, mostly the same. got another clit piercing.

[tom-bones]

oh yeah? care to show me?

[tom-bones]

you remind me of a dinosaur. i wanna dig for your bone in your pants.

@jez-slaughter

you mean my boner, right?

[jez-slaughter]

tomato, to-mah-to. i missed you.

[tom-bones]

missed ya too, kid. *pulls jez into a hug.*

[jez-slaughter]

... bitch.

*xey scoffed with a small chuckle, hugging him back.*

up to anything interesting?

[tom-bones]

nah. same old, same old. how ‘bout yourself?

[tom-bones]

you remind me of a dinosaur. i wanna dig for your bone in your pants.

@jez-slaughter

you mean my boner, right?

[jez-slaughter]

tomato, to-mah-to. i missed you.

[tom-bones]

missed ya too, kid. *pulls jez into a hug.*

[tom-bones]

you remind me of a dinosaur. i wanna dig for your bone in your pants.

@jez-slaughter

you mean my boner, right?

[tom-bones]

sooooo... kiki, eh? also, you're out of beer.

@jez-slaughter

first of all, not my name. and two, buy yourself some beer.

[jez-slaughter]

eeeeh, yours was enough. who's kiki?

[tom-bones]

nobody.

[jez-slaughter]

naaaaah, c'mon. tell me.

[tom-bones]

my dead sister.

[jez-slaughter]

...

*xey squinted, clearly mulling his answer over.*

... 'm too drunk to figure out if it's bullshit or not.

[tom-bones]

*shrugs.* wait until you’re sober then.

[jez-slaughter]

tommie. sweetie. i don't wanna be sober.

[tom-bones]

clearly.

[jez-slaughter]

you need more beer. well, i need more beer but i'm at your house, so it's your problem, you need more beer. i broke in, by the way. hi.

[tom-bones]

not my problem. you’re the one who’s displaying signs of an alcohol addiction. if you’re so desperate then buy some yourself. i ain’t going to the store.

[jez-slaughter]

i'm not addicted, i'm european.

[tom-bones]

same thing.

[jez-slaughter]

you love me.

[tom-bones]

only when you’re a good girl and not a pain in my ass.

[jez-slaughter]

... so you don't love me.

[tom-bones]

never said i didn’t.

[tom-bones]

sooooo... kiki, eh? also, you're out of beer.

@jez-slaughter

first of all, not my name. and two, buy yourself some beer.

[jez-slaughter]

eeeeh, yours was enough. who's kiki?

[tom-bones]

nobody.

[jez-slaughter]

naaaaah, c'mon. tell me.

[tom-bones]

my dead sister.

[jez-slaughter]

...

*xey squinted, clearly mulling his answer over.*

... 'm too drunk to figure out if it's bullshit or not.

[tom-bones]

*shrugs.* wait until you’re sober then.

[jez-slaughter]

tommie. sweetie. i don't wanna be sober.

[tom-bones]

clearly.

[jez-slaughter]

you need more beer. well, i need more beer but i'm at your house, so it's your problem, you need more beer. i broke in, by the way. hi.

[tom-bones]

not my problem. you’re the one who’s displaying signs of an alcohol addiction. if you’re so desperate then buy some yourself. i ain’t going to the store.

[jez-slaughter]

i'm not addicted, i'm european.

[tom-bones]

same thing.

[jez-slaughter]

you love me.

[tom-bones]

only when you’re a good girl and not a pain in my ass.

[tom-bones]

sooooo... kiki, eh? also, you're out of beer.

@jez-slaughter

first of all, not my name. and two, buy yourself some beer.

[jez-slaughter]

eeeeh, yours was enough. who's kiki?

[tom-bones]

nobody.

[jez-slaughter]

naaaaah, c'mon. tell me.

[tom-bones]

my dead sister.

[jez-slaughter]

...

*xey squinted, clearly mulling his answer over.*

... 'm too drunk to figure out if it's bullshit or not.

[tom-bones]

*shrugs.* wait until you’re sober then.

[jez-slaughter]

tommie. sweetie. i don't wanna be sober.

[tom-bones]

clearly.

[jez-slaughter]

you need more beer. well, i need more beer but i'm at your house, so it's your problem, you need more beer. i broke in, by the way. hi.

[tom-bones]

not my problem. you’re the one who’s displaying signs of an alcohol addiction. if you’re so desperate then buy some yourself. i ain’t going to the store.

[jez-slaughter]

i'm not addicted, i'm european.

[tom-bones]

same thing.

[tom-bones]

sooooo... kiki, eh? also, you're out of beer.

@jez-slaughter

first of all, not my name. and two, buy yourself some beer.

[jez-slaughter]

eeeeh, yours was enough. who's kiki?

[tom-bones]

nobody.

[jez-slaughter]

naaaaah, c'mon. tell me.

[tom-bones]

my dead sister.

[jez-slaughter]

...

*xey squinted, clearly mulling his answer over.*

... 'm too drunk to figure out if it's bullshit or not.

[tom-bones]

*shrugs.* wait until you’re sober then.

[jez-slaughter]

tommie. sweetie. i don't wanna be sober.

[tom-bones]

clearly.

[jez-slaughter]

you need more beer. well, i need more beer but i'm at your house, so it's your problem, you need more beer. i broke in, by the way. hi.

[tom-bones]

not my problem. you’re the one who’s displaying signs of an alcohol addiction. if you’re so desperate then buy some yourself. i ain’t going to the store.

[tom-bones]

sooooo... kiki, eh? also, you're out of beer.

@jez-slaughter

first of all, not my name. and two, buy yourself some beer.

[jez-slaughter]

eeeeh, yours was enough. who's kiki?

[tom-bones]

nobody.

[jez-slaughter]

naaaaah, c'mon. tell me.

[tom-bones]

my dead sister.

[jez-slaughter]

...

*xey squinted, clearly mulling his answer over.*

... 'm too drunk to figure out if it's bullshit or not.

[tom-bones]

*shrugs.* wait until you’re sober then.

[jez-slaughter]

tommie. sweetie. i don't wanna be sober.

[tom-bones]

clearly.

[tom-bones]

sooooo... kiki, eh? also, you're out of beer.

@jez-slaughter

first of all, not my name. and two, buy yourself some beer.

[jez-slaughter]

eeeeh, yours was enough. who's kiki?

[tom-bones]

nobody.

[jez-slaughter]

naaaaah, c'mon. tell me.

[tom-bones]

my dead sister.

[jez-slaughter]

...

*xey squinted, clearly mulling his answer over.*

... 'm too drunk to figure out if it's bullshit or not.

[tom-bones]

*shrugs.* wait until you’re sober then.