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this has been an...interesting expansion.

#calline firebrand #crevia #jfc dad #poor Noz is coming across as that But I'm Here NOW father

Me: *sleeping peacefully, my alarm is set for 8:40, I know how long it'll take me to get ready*

My dad: *pounds on my door at 8:20-smth* hey you up? You moving?

Me: *groaning*

My dad: you okay??? You got a headache?????

Me: *mumbling and grumbling still haven't opened my eyes* *very quietly* yu wo' m' u'

My dad: you got a headache???

Me: *shakes head*

My dad: k cool its almost 8:30

#eliot talks #jfc dad #wtf #i was sleeping #i got plenty of time #leave me aloneeeee #but now im up #so

“I’m gonna teach you how to be a stripper, make some money”

—My dad to my big brother, WHILE I WAS ON A VIDEO CALL

#JFC DAD #he was obviously joking #they were working on the shed

Salty Albert is salty. Heated discussion he started after reading an article about a study that said "1 in 4 women/girls are teased or bullied about their periods." He snorted and said there's no way, but all 4 of us had stories about it, some of which were stuff HE has said to us. Then it shifted to if he would ever get us stuff if we needed it, and he basically flat out said he would never (he couldn't even say the word "tampon" ffs) and when pressed about why just said "cause I don't feel like it and I'm not giving you any other reason than that"

#jfc dad #you raised three girls #we're all super open about all that #all three of us are pretty outspoken about gender inequality/stereotypes like that #so he should be better about it?#at least you'd think #but noooooo #aub's thoughts #my father #i swear #feminism

my dad and i had a half hour long debate over whether or not the air conditioner in the truck could keep the ice we had literally just bought cold while we waited for our pizza and got coffee

#i just #i dont understand #where he gets these awful ideas #like yeah lets try and keep ICE cold with something warmer than it #jfc dad #why

Wouldn't it be great if the man who constantly sniffles and clears his throat and drives me nuts would take something for his allergies

#jfc dad #I know I'm extra irritable because I haven't been sleeping well and I have a sinus headache because I forgot my allergy meds this morning #and I didn't eat anything until like 5pm today because I wanted sleep more than I wanted breakfast #and I didn't get a chance to have anything at work because we were busy #BUT STILL. It's been getting on my nerves all month and I just would really love if he would do something about it #misc: personal

I still can’t believe my dad outed me to my grandma. and got my sexuality wrong

#i'm /dying/#i can't breahte I'm laughing so hard #jfc dad

My dad: Come on, why are you so apprehensive about using Craigslist?

Me: *stands on podium*

Me: *clears throat*

Me: *cups hands around mouth like a megaphone*

Me: I AM NOT COMFORTABLE WITH MEETING STRANGE MEN FROM THE INTERNET WITH LITTLE TO NO PROTECTION OR SELF DEFENSE SKILLS, ESPECIALLY SINCE I HAVE BEEN INFORMED MANY TIMES THAT I AM APPARENTLY A VERY ATTRACTIVE PERSON AND HAVE ENDED UP BEING HARRASSED FOR THIS ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS

#talking to the void #jfc dad #craigslist is not a safe place for girls like me

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