#jfc roy

[akumanoken]

SIR

[flamesignitea]

ʘ‿ʘ

//They barely know eachother but... What the heck 8D

Send a 'ʘ‿ʘ' if your muse finds my muse attractive. // accepting!

"Why thank you, you're definitely very beautiful yourself."

@sakura-mayoi

[firing-red-arrows]

You're so in love with Hal, it's obvious.

Send my muse “You’re so in love with _____, it’s obvious” for their reaction.

“.......I had a crush when I was a teenager, ok? Hal was always around and....treated me like an actual person, God knows he was there for me later on when even Ollie......anyway, add that to the fact that he was ridiculously good looking- and for the love of God don’t tell him I said that he’s ego’s big enough as is- and yea, I had a crush, probably made an idiot of myself a couple times, but he either didn’t notice or was just...decent enough not to rub it in. ( Unlike Ollie who got such a kick out of it) I’m grateful to him,  I mean if it wasn’t for him and Di I dunno if I’d even be here and.....God knows I care about him... losing him, Parallax, all that was a fucking. nightmare and having him back is.....Christ, one of the best things I could’ve imagined but, uh, I don’t think that quite qualifies as being in love wth someone. 

 ........he does still look damn good though”

[ingeniouscollusion]

“You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck I don’t give.” ((Phoenix verse Ed saw this and had to send it in :P))

Sass Starters! 

Interesting. Roy wanted to learn more about this. “Perhaps you can show me the immensity so I have an idea that I can fathom…”

[ingeniouscollusion]

[Text]: LUCK. I MEANT LUCK. LUCK AUTOCORRECT. (from Edo XD)

Text my muse one of the following…

[text] Unfortunately, as luck would have it, I have no fucks.

[text] Since my shins are on the mend, I can no longer bend.

[text] If I could, I most certainly would, and you’d be the first person of luck to receive one my oh-so generous fucks.

[text] Disclaimer: This is not an offer to damage any of my body parts.

[ingeniouscollusion]

soldierunderfire

replied to your post

“Pokes him in the butt.”

"Why the middle?" Maria, no.

Was she being serious? “Well... you see... if you poke the middle then you’ll be putting your finger...”

Then he got a hold of himself. “If you move it towards the middle, you could easily slip it down my pants and put it in.”

[ingeniouscollusion]

(From the Major) "Have you ever even done this before?"

multimusehideout

(All the starter sentences I could find, alphabetized.)

"I have done this before." Roy stood back from the stove, getting ready to snap his fingers. He paused, looked back at Ed, and grinned. "Maybe stay a little further back, though, in case the gas flares up."

[adiosinflection]

You wanna explain what you meant by 'did you hatch from an egg' one more time for me punk