#jfc tom

[userlando]

⤷ the time tom hardy made us question our sanity - 3 / ∞

[hiddieston]

I will never get over the time Tom Hiddleston was on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Kimmel asked him if there are 4 British actors in IW, and Tom replied, “yes if you include Paul Bettany.”

[authormlady2-blog]

Looks into camera

[awed-frog]

He’s gotta be fresh from the fight

Seriously, why is it that bruises and blood are so damn attractive? Science people, anything? Is it about testosterone? Or does it unlock some kind of nursing instinct? Or maybe it’s a colour thing, and we stop to look at blood the same way we stop to look at accidents, because we’re hardwired to; and we think wounds are sexy because an ordinary life - office work and some kind of salad and a long ride on the Tube and snacking in front of the telly until things turn grey and tired - is just that: ordinary. And, fact is, this secret pain we all carry on the inside - rejections big and little, being chosen last in PE, that one time our mum looked at us like she didn’t even know who we were and seemed to regret everything - it all hurts so much sometimes, and we most likely have nothing to show for it; no scars, no attractive flowers of blue and purple blooming on our skins.

So, yeah, sometimes it seems like it would be easier to bare our teeth and fight and become those attractive lads we see on the screen, their bright eyes shining from a messy, ruined face; their hearts beating on.

[rescuemeandshowmethastars]

are you fucking kidding me tom sawyer????????????? you get jim to come out of his prison place to help you get a ridiculous grindstone to carve a coat of arms into??? which is not necessary?? he could’ve ran away all this time but you have a fucking ridiculous plan??? why must you be like this

[rescuemeandshowmethastars]

tom: it ain’t right and it ain’t moral but we need to dig im out with actual digging utensils and not stupid ass tiny knives

[sqrrlbot]

More gems:

"I shall find John Noble immediately for a thorough spanking."

"Oh God, I mentioned Shakespeare. I am such a pretentious tit."

[tomhoddleston]

SCHOOL STARTED TODAY AND I DECIDED TO WATCH TOMS ASL ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE AND I COULDNT CONCENTRATE WELL ENOUGH GODDAMMIT TOM