2019 Jib Con 10 Masterpost The Straddlegate Panel
Source material
video (right angle)
another video (left angle)
that cursed selfie on Jensen’s insta
Play-by-play/Memorable moments
(timestamps from the “right angle” video)
[0:00] Misha tries to announce Jensen’s entrance; Jensen “went to the bathroom” instead
[3:17] they immediately hug
[3:33] “you know what I haven’t told you today?” aka the moment Jensen publicly declared his love for Misha and then tried to mask it with a joke (no one was fooled); another version
[4:04} sitting on the wrong sides
[4:20] “rainbow connection”
[5:37] Misha leans on Jensen’s shoulder
[6:32] mutual knee-touching
[6:40] “I always have so much fun with you”
[9:40] shoulder hug
[9:57] “extra medium” “shirt size”
[10:23] Jesnen is not amused by Misha wearing Jared’s shirt
[10:47] Misha offers Jensen a drink; face expression close-up
[11:50] Misha props his elbow on Jensen’s shoulder
[12:20] Supernatural lives on as a puppet show
[12:58] inside joke
[14:12] “that was a little fondling”
[14:20] on Jared torturing pranking Misha on set
[19:10] part of a longer serious conversation about being inspiration for other actors on other shows leading to
[20:20] “I would have loved to have slept in” while looking deeply into Misha’s eyes (seriously, what was that?! it wasn’t meant to be a joke, neither of them was laughing)
[22:37] Misha explains his and Jared’s blooper scene, which sets straddlegate in motion
[23:23] THEE Straddlegate moment
[23:43] Jared is sent in early to do damage control (doing a clear “cut it” motion), Jensen looks pissed off
The post-straddlegate part of the panel is almost unbearable for me to watch. Nevertheless, there are a few key moments:
[25:12] Jensen showing off his backside or whatever tf this is
[25:20] “Misha is usually the middle” Jared tries to placate Jensen by pulling Misha his way
[25:22] Jensen starts waving a handkerchief like a maniac
[25:48] b*ner alert
[26:26] “You are a great role-player” Jared what the fuck
[29:23] “is it possible to time-travel to the end of that panel?” same. Misha, same
[37:44] Jensen targeting Misha with “Jensen’s property” unicorn
[29:48] “Misha’s the only one who didn’t flinch”
the closing ceremony:
[46:01] Misha staring at Jensen
[47:30] Misha only claps for Jesnen
[not visible from this video angle] jealous Jensen
the cursed selfie was taken soon after, Jensen’s hankie is still around his neck
Meta & analysis
highlights of the panel (pray4jensen)
step-by-step analysis of the post-straddlegate part of the panel (gunshotsthemed)
on Jensen’s mood during the panel (jensensitive)
selfie analysis (jensensitive)
comprehensive selfie analysis (jensensitive)
The Theory of Everything: straddlegate edition (johnlockshire + dimples-of-discontent)
Misc gifs & compilations
Jensen staring at Misha like he’s his whole world
the hug photos
Jensen touching Misha
Misha touching Jensen
some mirroring
touching compilation
another touching compilation
Other relevant stuff
BTS shoulder massage
Fandom Funny
accurate summary of the panel
Jared cockblocking Jensen
whyyyy
last edit: 21 April 2021