#jilton

[bomikalover]

Obsessed with them atm!!

They give off orange cat x golden retriever vibes

Like i am definitely making more posts and edits of them 🥹

[lab-trash]

So there's an account reblogging all kickin it posts. Which is great, I love that.

But the amount of Jerry x Milton content always surprises me because I see absolutely no chemistry there. Like, I feel like if people watched it for the first time now, they'd look past the forced chemistry of Kim and Jack and reealise Jack has much more chemistry with Milton.

Maybe that's bc I only watched Kickin It like two years ago, but yknow.

I try not to judge, and I don't judge the existence of Jerry x Milton. I judge the utter and outrages lack of Milton x Jack.

If you haven't watched Kickin It in a while, watch a handful of episodes and please tell me you understand. Even if you ship Jerry x Milton, please tell me you at least see what I'm saying, even if you don't ship Milton x Jack.

Good episodes for this in my opinion (from my shitty memory,, so please humour me if I'm far off) are

S1E12, Boo Gi Nights

S2E2, My Left Foot

S3E5, Meet The Krupnicks (this is pretty minor tho)

S3E8, Two Dates and a Funeral

S3E16, Mamma Mima

S3E18, School of Jack

S3E21, Return of Spyfall

S4E1, The Boys Are Back in Town

S4E6, RV There Yet

S4E17, You Don't Know Jack

Those are just off the top of my head. There are some I didn't put on here and think should be, and probably one or two that shouldn't be on this list. I also really like when Milton breaks a board for the first time. That's a funny moment with them, very neat.

Shout out to S2E6, Capture the Flag, since Im writing an au where Jack goes to Swathmore and it's a whole thing. If you find you enjoy Milton x Jack, you may be interested in reading that au.

[caffeine-disaffecto]

- jack and milton in 'school of jack'

[bomikalover]

I’M STILL INTO YOU!! I fear I might make 1000 more edits of them before I burn out 😃

[bomikalover]

And here is the second edit!!! I rewatched Kickin it for the first time in years and fell in love with Jerry and Milton. And considering how s4 wasn’t expected to happen and was the season to just have fun with, the writers just gave us jilton shippers what we wanted! I will definitely make more edits of them!!

[translightyagami]

graveyardghoulie replied to your post “I am tired and aching and sad abt nothing. Send me headcanon prompts...”

Jilton first kiss totally unexpectedly

Jude is carrying like eight hundred pieces of paper to the basement since mulder decided that he needed to photocopy all of his sketches of nessie so he can send them to various cryptid news outlets bc he’s just an awful human being and like milton is going the opposite way bc the basements has SPIDERS and he is not ging to deal with spiders today. 

they r both going at like idk a decent speed and jude cant see bc of the nessie photocopies (mulder was like “do them on the fancy paper~!!!” and jude was like “i am not paying for the fancy paper” and so mulder like dug in scully’s purse bc the two agents hv NO PERSONAL SPACE and gave jude some money so all the photocopies r on thick ass shiny paper) and milton can’t see bc he is like looking behind at audrey who is again not wearing regulation shoes and he is gonna report her so bad oh mannnn skinner is GONNA HEAR ABT THIS MISS HORNE and then

BAM

they run into each other, beautifully rendered pictures of nessie in a swimsuit flying everywhere, and jude is like flung on top of milton landing mouth first. it is v quiet except for like the fairy twinkle of audrey laughing her ass off outside dale’s office door and milton is like PARALYZED by FEAR and also his BONER and then in a fit of peak fucking starts spitting and shoving jude off and jude is like “WH A T WH Y” all fucking wet now bc milton is a god damn spit geyser. he has to sit up and wipe his face like that was a bigfuc king surprise.

milton is like scooting away bc first of all he fell on his ass and it hurts and second of all he just SPIT ON A FELLOW AGENT bc he was dealing with the situation in like a mature adult way by SHOVING and being ILLEGALLY AROUSED meanwhile jude is like “FUCK THE NESSIE PICTURES!!!” and has to grab them b4 they get stepped on but also in his head is like “do e  s that coun t as a ki sss?????? lips touched but als o the world is on f ire??” and so he like scrambles to grab all the nessie pictures so he can quick step aw AY FROM THIS PROBLEM. milton is like. he’s down for the day. he has to go to his office and like. stare at an empty patch of wall with all the lights turned off and maybe like some yanni playing.

jude like gets to the basement and only scully is there and when he puts the papers on the desk, all huffing bc he just like booked it, she looks at them and is like head in hands, “again with the nessie pictures???” and both jude and scully must mourn their fates as ppl who must deal with other ppl.

[translightyagami]

prompt: jilton

rmbr the other night when u cyber bullied me and prompted me to fight u??? lucky u i am a beautiful forgiving kind angel person and wrote u jilton.

“Milton,” Mulder is leaning back on the copier, “Milton. MDog. Are we doing dinner tonight?”

“Fox,” Milton does not look up from his cell phone. Thescreen is minuscule and lights up his face blue in the ridges and contours. Heis trying to type something using only his thumbs, “Fox I can’t continue to beyours and Agent Scully’s source of food. Please. Learn how to use a ricecooker.”

“But then we can’t eat your food as much,” Mulder pulls outthe file he’s been using, “And who are you texting? Who’s got you refusing tomake food for us?”

“None of your business,” but Milton is putting his phone inhis coat pocket, bumping against the window where he’s standing. Mulder doesnot back down, comes up and they play a game of keep away until he reaches andgrabs the phone.

Flipping it open, Mulder starts to read the texts out loudwhile Milton attempts to subdue him.

“Hello Milton this is Jude again,” he says holding Miltonoff with one hand and scrolling with the other, “Just wanted to see if I coulduse the copier again. Agent Cooper says he needs a form duplicated.”

“Stop Fox,” Milton has now moved on to trying to kick Mulder’slegs out from under him. Mulder jumps out of the way and they start to hoparound, Mulder’s elbow knocking over Milton’s miniature flag in the process, “Ceaseand desist!”

“Of course you can use the copier,” Mulder lowers his voiceinto a rumble for Milton’s texts, “You can come to my office any time? Oh Milton you dog.”

“I meant to use the copier,” Milton insists, “The copier,Fox!”

“I’ll be over in a few,” Mulder reads and it is then thatthe door creaks open. Jude peaks in, the two agents in front of him horribletrying to appear casual as Mulder holds a phone aloft his head with Milton japinghis foot into Mulder’s ankle.

“Hello Jude,” Mulder says and then winks at Milton, “I willgive you two some time alone.”

He throws the phone at Milton, who catches it, and thenbriskly walks past a blushing Jude with his file in hand.

“Oh,” Jude awkwardly opens the door more to get inside, “So.That was weird.”

“That is Fox,” Milton says and then moves back to thewindow. He looks at the blinds, eyes darting back and forth between them andJude who is starting to put the form on the copier, “You, eh, you are workingwith Agent Cooper.”

“Uh,” Jude hums, “I work with lots of the agents. I justmost do office stuff, you know, filing and getting coffee.”

“You never get me coffee,” Milton says and regrets itimmediately. The room settles into a horrible silence with both parties staringat anything that is not each other. Milton starts to twist his hands togetherand the squeaking noise makes the silence almost worse.

“I could,” Jude starts and then stops. His hands are sweaty,“I could get you coffee. You know. If you wanted me too.”

“Ah,” Milton’s gloves squeal loudly, “Yes. Yes I think Iwould like that.”

[wordbirds]

JILTON

(N.) 'jil-tun  The jilton—shorthand for 'jilted from the Hilton'— is the window of time you must fill when you have to check out of your hotel when it's far too early to go to the airport. Usage: "Damn-I've got a 5-hour jilton between check-out and check-in."

—§An egret's plume to Susan Orlean for seeking the name for this phenomenon. And buy the Wordbirds book for other useful new travel coinages, like Baggatory,  Berlitzkrieg, and Nyet-Setters—§