jilypadlenon the most cracked thing i’ve ever heard…. i need more and specifically on verius pls
Omg this will specifically focus on verius in and out of the polycule I fear but like... be fed.
Out of the polycule:
Vernon who hates the wizarding world and anything abnormal, Sirius who's a wizard and very abnormal (so much angst already)
Uptight difficult Vernon and rebellious difficult Sirius <3
They both lowk hate each other (Sirius especially because... yk... Harry) and would constantly bicker
Sirius who is very good with his words. He likes to tease and flirt as a way of making fun of people. Vernon is not so good with his words and gets extremely flustered
They'd probably fistfight several times and were pretty evenly matched (Vernon used to do boxing <3)
The combination of Sirius' words and their fighting (innately homosexual) makes this dynamic unhealthily gay (they refuse to acknowledge so)
They'd both get drunk and angry and kiss and then wake up in each other's bed and be like "ah shit" then pretend it never happened. This happens at least once a week.
In the polycule:
Vernon joined because he's been Lily's QPR since childhood and they became inseparable again after hogwarts
Vernon is naturally awkward and doesn't get on well with most people. Enter Sirius.
Sirius tries to make him comfortable whilst still being a pompous prick (my beloved)
They do a lot of stuff together to bond (Lily's badgering to make him feel included) and find out they have a lot in common
Vernon loves to yap about the muggle world and Sirius loves listening to him and learning (he'd always ask questions)
Vernon is lowk jealous of Sirius' relationship with James (who he still kinda blames for "stealing" Lily) and Sirius is jealous of his relationship with Lily (he wants to be the centre of attention please)
Once again, flirtatious and jokey Sirius who flusters Vernon but in a kinder sense. They're silly with it this time.
They'd never get together officially but like. They're in a polycule together. They don't need to have that talk lmao
