#jim-bones-spock

[magsdoodle]

Mmmmmmm the claws in the hair. grabbing mmmm much to think about!!!!! Never stop posting st things actually

we're big fans of claws here at mags dot com

[pencilscratchins]

Re: your prev tags- Jim and Spock ran so that Finn and Poe could do professional gymnastic tumbling does that makes sense ????

jim/spock flourished into a historically significant romantic epic DESPITE william shatner’s best fucking efforts, as were finn/poe is a gorgeous garden that oscar issac and john boyega watered vigilantly and sent clippings of to the disney corporation as threats. yeah, it makes sense

[letmebegaytodd]

re: benny with that (BEAUTIFUL) checkered nightcap - does he sleeps like “rompsish rompsish” or would he be more the “zzzzz mi mi mi mi mi” type of sleeper??? I need to know

definitely a honk shooo mimimimimi type, which is what the canonical "soft snoring sounds" by benny should've been. matthew perry has the range, he could've done it

[autisticandroids]

thinking thoughts re: sam asleep in the passenger’s seat. Silence in the car, or soft music low on the radio. Pitch black outside, moon barely visible. Only the streetlights shine intermittently in the long strecht of road in the middle of nowhere, USA. In those brief moments of brightness, Dean glances up in the rear view mirror. Castiel meets his gaze every time. Every time.

yeah. yeah.

[castiellesbian]

Oh my GOD Sam’s FACE JOURNEY like: wait. wait wait wait. Ohhhhh my god what????? oh noooo ohhhh /nooooo/ he loves him but he doesnt KNOW it hes gonna be insufferable come on dean everyone kisses a guy at least once in their lives right???? Right??? Come on buddy open ur eyes

LOVE how we are using this as an opportunity to do some bi!Sam truthing

[nicolegendary]

what if.... scott moir and tessa virtue... were immortal assassins...... my god the size of OP’s brain.... truly incredible

incredible, incredible, im gonna be thinking about that post for weeks

tumblr user @unstatedmartini... the cultural impact you've made...

[himbowelsh]

Also i’d love some good old Luz/Toye modern day au headcanons! ❤️❤️❤️

oh my god, what if they met on a dating app tho

because luz is an absolute dating app ho.  he doesn’t use it to fall in love, let’s be honest  ---  i mean, if he hits it off with someone, sure, they’ll go on a date.  mostly he thinks they’re absolutely hilarious, and “you just meet the most interesting people on there, really”.   he’s got a grindr, a tinder, a bumblr, a tingle, and any other dating app you can name.  like, no less than five on his phone at any given time, and he’s got a collection of interesting profile pics screencapped.

(which means perconte gets texts at 3am of wild tinder profiles; for example, a guy dressed like a chicken in his profile pic, captioned by luz:  i think this one’s worth chickin out)

in short, luz uses them for the hell of it, and has met some interesting people, but never takes dating on them seriously.

then he matches with The Guy

The Guy is absolutely the most gorgeous man george has ever seen.  talk about jacked; this guy’s profile pics are of him lifting weights, running, boxing. all sports, all tasteful  (he’s never shirtless, no mirror selfies here) but he’s showing off his arms in every single one.

luz almost has a heart attack.

(perconte’s phone buzzes at 3am; it’s The Guy, captioned by luz, 😳🤯🥵)

on the other end of the line, joe toye is a grandpa.

no, literally. social media is not his thing.  he doesn’t have twitter, he doesn’t have insta, he has a facebook account he hasn’t logged into in years  ---  just because he does have a lot of aunties and they all want to know what he’s up to.

joe’s a boxing instructor, and a pretty successful one.  his gym asks him to record video tutorials for youtube, which he does...  but only because they keep sending a kid to film him, and he’d feel like an asshole telling him to beat it.  really, joe just does his thing in the videos, while wearing very tight shirts.  they get tons of views on youtube.  he doesn’t realize he’s become a mild internet heartthrob, because he literally just...  isn’t interested.

he also doesn’t seem to be interested in dating.   this, in the opinion of one bill guarnere, is a travesty.

bill pretty much badgers joe into making a tinder profile.  just one, just to take a chance on it and see what happens.  if he doesn’t like it, he can just delete it!  what’s the harm, right?

joe lets bill download the app, grunts at bill’s choice of profile pictures, and promptly forgets the app is even on his phone.

until George Luz happens.

what did you expect? george luz ALWAYS happens.

now, george has done some light internet stalking at this point.  he’s found the youtube videos, and has developed a full-on crush.  it’s bad, guys.  he’s considering signing up for boxing lessons, despite the near-certainty that joe could snap his spaghetti arms like twigs.

he takes the safe route, and just slides into joe’s DMs instead.

‘looks like your allergies are acting up in those pics’

‘you could really use some vitamin Me’

joe stares at his phone for a solid two minutes in dead silence before replying with a succinct ‘fuck no.’

BUT GEORGE LUZ DOES NOT GIVE UP. 

listen.  listen.  this man has an endless supply of pickup lines, and he’s not afraid to use them.  joe knows where the block feature is.  he can absolutely swipe left if he so chooses, but he hasn’t, and george takes that as solid encouragement.  somewhere out there, there’s a perfect line for the perfect guy, and he’s gonna find it.  so he sends a new line every day, just...  shooting his shot.

‘i’m feeling pretty sunburned, because your bio is too hot to handle’

‘no wonder you’re a boxer, you’re a knockout’

‘you could choke me out with those thighs and i’d come back as a ghost to thank you’

‘know what i could do if i rearranged the alphabet?  put the d in u’

‘would you rather fight 1 horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses’

joe hates it.  he absolutely freaking hates it.  but here’s the thing  ---  george knows, and he knows, that he could just unmatch and be done with it.

he does not do this.

the worst part is, joe finds himself actually looking forward to the new line every day.  god help him, he likes it.  it’s something to snort at after a long day at work, something which gets him to roll his eyes every time...  but he won’t deny, it’s...  kind of flattering.   the guy is a dumbass, but he’s persistent, joe will at least give him that.

finally  ---  after the twelfth day, when george’s pickup lines have aged like fine cheese  (’my body has 457 bones, but u could still break me in half’)  ---   joe finally caves

‘that’s too many. too many fucking bones.’

on the other end of the line, george is having a mild heart attack. he replied!!  he actually replied!!

‘you’re right’   he shoots back.   ‘i know my anatomy.  i’ve actually got 205 bones’

‘no you fucking don’t.  an adult male has 206 bones in his body.’

nitpicky and ripped??  george is into it.

‘really?’   he can’t get the shiteating smirk off his face.    ‘looks like i’m missing one.’  (and at this moment, joe knows what the hell he’s just walked into.)    ‘ur gonna have to give it to me.’

a long silence.  george holds his breath, not daring to hope, not daring to dread.

finally, joe replies.    ‘if i give you my number, will you stop.’

‘oh baby,’  replies george,   ‘i can keep going all night long’

joe sends him his number.

he shows up to the date with an anatomy textbook, just to be a dick about it.  george laughs so hard he falls off his barstool, and that’s the moment joe realizes he’s fallen in love with this idiot.

then again, maybe that realization came 100 duck sized horses ago.

[jim-bones-spock]

HI! I’m jim-bones-spock - Audrey

I JUST DELETED MY TUMBLR BY ACCIDENT anyway gonna rebuilt but wth tumblr doesn’t have a “oops made a mistake” button so.... truly a hellsite