#jimgate

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okay this is funny

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Jim H/alpert: *almost drives all the way to NYC from PA on a small suspicion based on a remark Roy said passive-aggressively but was basically true since it made Jim fear a man might do what he did to Roy*

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Someone: Why don’t you like Jim?

Me, pulling up my Jimgate tag:

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Remember when Jim mocked couple's counseling because he can't act like an adult emotionally for more than one second

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Remember when Jim Halpert said he lied about not knowing how to drive stick just so he could hang out alone w/ Pam when she was engaged to another man and everyone acted like it was romantic and sweet and not creepy and slightly manipulative?? I do.

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Like I'm aware she's lying bc she does have feelings but she still said no dude and her actually having feelings doesn't make any of what u did ok

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*feels empathy for Jim Halpert for one microsecond but then remembers how he practically cornered Pam to kiss her despite her being engaged and it’s only like half an hour after she verbally confirmed she doesn’t see him that way* Me: YOU KNOW WHAT I CHANGED MY MIND FUCK U!!!!

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Jim wanted quirky asspats for putting a slice of american cheese on two pieces of bread and nuking it in a microwave for 30 seconds, please raise ur bar for MCM guys