Jimmy Page: Packing Heat or just BDE?
This is a companion piece to my previous post, Robert Plant: Packing Heat or just BDE? Jimmy also favors tight trousers, but he is pleasantly proportioned but not massive like Robert. And he's typically photographed wearing his low-slung guitar, so the DBA pics are a little harder (ahem) to winnow out. Let's have a closer look at Jimmy's rig, in the interest of balanced cockological research.
This is the grand-daddy of all JP DBA pics, perhaps because Jimmy looks to be sporting wood while copping a salacious peek at Robert’s package. Zooming in, it’s really just a crease in his pants, so no DBA here, but the leer is real and the lads look fine.
Perhaps the only authentic semi-woody in this modest set, if you zoom in close there’s a definite roll-of-quarters effect
Looking ice-cool in aviators and white satin, this photo illustrates his pleasing proportions and that he dresses to the left, so I’d call it a bona-fide DBA though no apparent wood.
Probably just a crease in his pants, but it’s too low-res to zoom in. It looks exactly like a boner so I’m including it anyway.
Either some serious cockfade or a weird stain on his jeans, IDK. Maybe those are Robert’s Landlubber jeans?
Are they are wearing the same jeans, both dressing to the left, and maybe Jimmy has a semi? Or more likely it’s my perverted imagination spurred by the suggestive cockfade.
Not sure what is going on here; maybe someone knows the context of this photo? Youthful mutton-chopped Jimmy looks generously endowed.
At the end, after the roadie abruptly grabs the guitar, you can see a little glimpse of the DBA of the Page package and it looks quite generous, based on my 1,000+ viewings of this GIF.