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[another-little-hippie]

NEW CHALLENGE! guess where Robert is sitting based on Jimmy’s body language: level impossible!!

yeah… anyway

[another-little-hippie]

Jimmy Page and Robert Plant 1975 radio interview with Jim Ladd

Robert and Jimmy (mostly Robert) talk about Bron-Yr-Aur!

there is a lot to unpack here lol

1. robert being lowkey passive aggressive about the pronunciation of Bron-Yr-Aur

2. does is get any gayer than getting pissed about a relatively small change to one’s holiday home? a holiday home that they don’t even own, and only visited twice—a secret second time (or was it a third?) after the “music period” (??)—when they saw that some FARMER had RUINED everything.

3. “little knowing what effect it would have on us”😏

4. once again we forget that their literal FAMILIES allegedly joined them to this holiday home of theirs 🤨

5. “[it has lost] it’s aesthetic beauty” - slurred by jimmy finishing robert’s sentence… THESE GUSY NEED TO STOP

6. “when we went there in the first place—we went there twice—but when we went there writing wise…”

7. “it was just a wonderful situation, very tranquil situation, where we could be as natural as we wanted to be…”

8. WHY DID THEY CUT JIMMY OFF LIKE THAT I WANTED TO HEAR THAT OMG

9. also why do they sound kinda similar im sobbing

[another-little-hippie]

if there’s nothing to hide?

why drastically change body language after learning you are being watched?

👀

[another-little-hippie]

the thing i hate most about writing jimbert fics (second to editing) is reading through so many press reviews and interviews and wanting to include every single jimbert moment i find, but i can’t because there’s too many and it’s not relevant that Jimmy told the reporter that the “towel” he is carrying is a curtain he wears on stage and then Robert swoops in and says “it’s curtains for him and granny knickers for me,” before twirling like the absolute diva that he is to show off his satin blouse… uggghh you guys! help im trapped! im trapped in a never ending pile of evidence that these two dudes FUCKED ALL THE FUCKING TIMEEE

[another-little-hippie]

LOOK AT ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THIS IS NOT A MARRIED COUPLE!!

you can’t. why? because they are on holiday celebrating their anniversary for christ sakes! they are ferociously hungover and YOU are delaying their brunch plans with stupid fucking questions. fuck OFF weather boy!

[another-little-hippie]

ALL YOU JIMBERT SHIPPERS NEED TO STFU WE HAVE LITERAL EVIDENCE THAT JIMMY WOULD NEVER!? OKAY!? 😡😡

no homo bro

[another-little-hippie]

you know that vibe two people give off and you can’t always pinpoint what it is, but you just KNOW they’re fucking. and fucking HARD…

[another-little-hippie]

ya’ll know how swifties try and unearth clues and shit from like everything. we are like that but for grandpas… and we are unearthing that they did in fact have sex with their guitarist in the 70s