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Jin's backstory makes me feel like I'm bleeding out on the side of the road

Addam, to the party: Okay, okay calm down! I really appreciate your mob mentality, but everyone has a right to say what they think.

Jin: I think that when Lora dies I'll eat her, join forces with Malos, become a terrorist and destroy the world.

Adam: Except for Jin.

Architect: What would you say is your life motto?

Zeke: Single and ready to mingle!

Jin: Bi and ready to die

Malos: DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off of its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

Patroka: I’m really beginning to see why you’re still single.

Jin: *flashback to a door appearing out of nowhere and killing some random dude*

Jin: Shit.

Jin: *telling a scary story* And the next morning, he woke up dead!

Akhos: How exactly does one "wake up dead", Jin?

Jin: I don't know. Ask Malos. He's done it twice.

Amalthus: I have your son.

Jin: I don’t have a son?

Amalthus: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off his sandwich?

Jin: Dear God, you have Mikhail.

Malos: I’m not a father, I don’t have children

Mikhail, riding past on his skateboard: Sup, dad

Malos: Oh, hey

Akhos: Dad, is it okay if me and the guys go to the movies?

Malos: Yea, just be home by 10

Malos:

Malos, to Jin: Okay, listen

Jin Trying To Be A Supportive Father:

Jin: you gotta learn to love yourself

Mikhail: ???????????????????? don't you fucking hate yourself

Jin: yea but this is about you stay focused

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