I want to know what it would be like if the MC for obey me was a sassy smart ass. Because if I got summoned without any warning to go to school what am I getting out of it? I'd be asking so many questions trying to get as many benefits out of it as possible. It'd be hard for me to just be compliant and go with everything how do you think that would go? How would the boys react to someone just kind of unafraid and done?
so.... what happens if they dropped any of us own the hole? yeah
cause i would crash tf out too lol like why am i here????? boooo!
this is another old ask and im sorry it took me YEARS to belt this one out. this is a part of he last bit of asks in my inbox before i move on to a new series <3
Lucifer is not amused. Not even in the slightest. This is a grand opportunity, why are you so mad? Sure they didn't ask for consent first but they're demons and that's the end all be all. Your attitude may not be as bad as Satan's on a good day and he's more than happy to punish you for your shite behavior but at some point something has to give. It sure as shit will not be him, and if it takes throwing you to his idiot brothers to soften you up a bit first then that's fine with him.
Mammon is just a touch sympathetic. He understands that you don't want to be here. All of his siblings understand that sentiment deep down, but they stood upon business and this is the consequences. Aside from his typical antics he would try to appease and lighten your mood, especially since he's been made your first guardian so he'd have to make sure you at least survive. Knowing him, trouble usually arises from his bad acts of thievery but he tries to keep the consequences from falling on you. Regardless though, you aren't responsible for him and you aren't too interested in helping him until it's at least beneficial to you.
Leviathan is bothered deeply by your behavior. At least after a year you get to leave. They're stuck down there for all of eternity. He avoids your mad moods as easily as he avoids everything else, and remains in his room for the most part, which is fine by you. It's one less thing he has to concern himself with when he can block the world out and stay in his room.
Satan on the other hand regards you with as much ire as he does everything else short of Lucifer. As in, as long as you don't piss him off things are smooth sailing. Your tone kind of pisses him off and in the good graces of everyone else's sake he doesn't comment on it often enough to make it an issue between the two of you but the friction is there regardless. It's mostly snide little remarks here and there and eventually Satan grows fond of his disliking of your attitude... however he can justify or make sense of it. It's at least nice to know someone else hates it here as much as he does, even if you two don't necessarily get along.
Asmodeus takes your bad attitude to be a bad omen. He tries. He really does try to lighten the load on you. His love language is centered around himself and it shows, because when you're stressed out so is he. And stress is bad for the skin! He seems to be the only positive so far in your forced trip to hell, and instead of biting the hand that feeds you, you are least give him a chance to make the most of this. Unknowingly, Lucifer is even more appreciative of Asmo now that you have one act of kindness in that little blackhole of a heart.
Beelzebub is unbothered. Purely because he thinks you're just hangry. Like oh? "You're grumpy right now too? Have a cheeseburger, that usually helps me." Like the rest, he means well, but when explaining to him how being hangry isn't why you're crashing out on everyone it seems like you're talking to a brick wall... that's steading consuming a mountain of food anyway. It's only when Beelzebub becomes hungry himself and starts breaking things and going on a rampage does your own angry truly get put into perspective. Clearly, you crashing out is nothing more than an angry rabbit stomping its foot. With Beelzebub actively throwing his weight around, and his brothers with it, it widdles down your iron hot irritation just a bit more. Feeding him and making sure he doesn't crash out harder than Leviathan when he plays his video games and forgets to save before a boss fight is NOT your job... but it makes surviving to the end goal much easier.
Then comes Belpheghor. And what a nightmare this lad was. From the moment you met him you were convinced he was lying to you. He looked nothing like a human you've ever seen... but perhaps you were just good with hair dye. But if you were trapped down here you would have looked worse for wear, no? You don't call him on his lie because maybe he has something this for you... but you keep him at arms reach the entire time. You genuinely don't see it coming when Belphie strangles you to death, and the second you come back it's like your emotions have reset. With how quickly time passes in the next 6 months until the end of the schools program you keep your distance from everyone. No one manages to creep in and break down your defenses here, and part of Belphie feels bad for it after hearing how you were just finally opening up. Lucifer is the least bit happy, but the second half is a lot less chaotic in the House of Lamentation now.
Please she drinks out of that every single morning. Right next to the coffee machine while Bailey makes his nasty ass instant coffee she has whipped cream on top of hers with chocolate powder and creamy sweet coffee that's not really coffee anymore just coffee flavored .... milk? Whatever it is. But she never uses another cup EVER!
please rank all of your pcs stroke game, 1 being the absolute worst, and 10 please the absolute best. with so much love 🩷
God like ask and godbless u cause now i can finally say it
Sami's stroke game isn't fucking terrible, but it's nothing to write home about either. Whether its because she's really shit at being a "dom" in any sense of the word or lack of experience in her field, who knows. But she wants to learn.... for now she's the worlds best cookie eater. 4/10 please let that girl try it more
Bonus: If in heat or her partner is in heat/rut and needs to feel full, she often can't help but fall into her own heat by proximity. I'm not sure the terminology, but when she gets like that it's actually disgusting how much the difference is. Granted it's feral and uneven and frantic, but the feeling of being full is all that's needed. She gets so into it that she acts like her strap-on is an actual dick and will cum just from fucking you with it. It's a disgusting frantic need to give you pups and she can't help but tell you that. Over. And over. Please get pregnant from her strap, it's all she wants right now. 8/10
Sammy on the other hand... has most of his experience on top. He can be sadistic and tease you with it, or he can be generous and really give it to you. It helps that he's hung like a bull, but really it's not always the size that counts, right? It feels like he often knows EXACTLY what you need... and how to edge you so you don't have it. You're just on the edge of cumming and can't take it anymore? Fuck you. He's pulling or or holding you down so you can't fuck yourself on him to cum. If dick could kill, he'd be happy to do it every single time. 10/10 I would nut in 5 seconds
Neriah is surprisingly decent! Like Sami, she hasn't had much experience, but she's had enough to know what her girlfriend in particular likes. She's much more relaxed with her wives than with Bailey, and will be able to perform better because of it. She doesn't fuck strangers though, so if you aren't one of her wives, you probably do not know. 6/10.
Yvory is a freak with it. Take what I said about feral Sami and apply it here. Rugged uneven thrusts, panting directly in your ear before shoving her tongue inside it, using her tentacles to fuck you (especially the transparent ones). She can't calm down during sex, if she expresses too much emotion she can't stop herself. Between the tentacles and her damn near trying to melt her hips into yours, it doesn't matter anymore.
???/10 it's up to you at that point soldier.
Athens ...doesn't have stroke game. Her dick is puny lol that thing gets no use.
hiii!!!! 12 and 16 for the nsfw ask game for your pcs :3
Thank you for asking!!!
12. Is there anybody right now they'd like to have sex with?
Donn. Always Donn. If no Donny then she'll settle for the first person she sees. (usually a red flag or a VERY cute girl.... Like Ash 👉🏼👈🏼
Samuel can think of one cute girl in particular who still has that annoyingly cute halo on her head... Not to name names, but it's Damsel and Dieter. He really really would like to fuck Damsel because of all that damn teasing... please stop sending him to the hospital! <- pathetic as fuck
"Sighhh.... I miss my wives, tails. I miss them a lot. I'll be back." and she goes to find Bailey.
16. What is a song they'd listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
None. They like the rough nasty sounds that come with sex. That shit is GREAT music.
