#jitch

[drmistytang]

I've had the idea for a rodeo witch for some time now, and it was finally time to get her out!

It's witchcraft, that crazy witchcraft! Western style.

(Jean Witch. Jitch.)

https://www.etsy.com/listing/4486053924/

[kember-writes]

Soulmate AU where it's Sirius, Remus, Lily, and Regulus all having James as a soulmate but James's soulmate turns out to be that stupid snitch

[ask-the-apocalypse-kids]

Mitch: So you were sent to this school for being a pyromaniac.

Aasim: Uh huh.

Mitch: And I was sent for making bombs.

Aasim: Yep.

Mitch: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Aasim: Oh yeah.

Mitch and Aasim: FIREWORK TIME!

James: *facepalms*

[transguydustin-old]

clem, on the phone with james: so, hows the married life?

mitch, in the kitchen screaming: oh fuck, james !! james the oven is on fire !! help !!

james, smiling into the phone: it's great.

[the-walking-memelords]

James: *Browsing the chip section in the grocery store*

James: What kind of chips do you like?

Mitch: IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS

[ask-the-apocalypse-kids]

Mitch: Hold the fuck up.

Aasim and James:...

Mitch: I'm the fuck up. Please hold me.

James and Aasim: *they both hug him*

[ask-the-apocalypse-kids]

Happy Fourth of July!

Mitch: Aasim! James! You’ll never guess what I found in the basement!

Aasim: Let me guess, school desks?

Mitch: No

James: A walker?

Mitch: No. Check it out. *pulls out fireworks from behind his back.

Aasim: No. Absolutely not.

Mitch: Why not? It’s the Fourth of July.

Aasim: Are you trying to draw every walker within a three mile radius?

James: He does have a point.

Mitch: Can we at least use the sparklers and the firecrackers?

Aasim: *sighs* Fine.

Mitch: *smiles and kisses his cheek* You’re the best!

Aasim: I want two sparklers.

[ask-the-apocalypse-kids]

Mitch: This is to the loser who dare to tell me that being gay isn’t a choice. You’re right, being gay isn’t a choice. IT’S A COMPETITION AND I’M WINNING! HAVE YOU SEEN MY BOYFRIENDS?!