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Regulus made to stand, but felt the press of a wand against the back of his neck before he could get far. “What the fuck,” said a voice he knew, “are you doing here?” He turned slowly to face his assailant, wary of the wand that now pointed directly at one of his eyes. Sirius towered over him, his mouth set in a grimace, face bone-pale in the moonlight.

Pulling a Beyoncé and releasing a new fic with no prior warning. Heads up, this fic is unfinished and while I don't know if I'll ever finish it, I think it's unlikely. Still, I hope you enjoy Hateful Creatures.

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#Hateful Creatures #Regulus Black #Sirius Black #James Potter #Jegulus #Regulus lives AU #fic #Kember writes again

fintan-pyren

Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Would you read a book with this title?

Absolutely!

Sure, why not?

Probably not

You could not force me at gunpoint to read something with this title

Voting ended onJun 26, 2025

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fintan-pyren

#HOW THE FUCK DID I GET 'LEAGUE OF LEGENDS'

#Prince of Shadows #neat #highly derivative though #there are over ten books on Goodreads with that precise title

The Pope fought a vicious psychic battle with JD Vance and sadly lost :(

turquoisemagpie

Introduce a law to legally protect the right of those aged 18 and over to transition using NHS services. This should specifically cover phys

Uk peeps!! Let’s get this going! 🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇧

18thcenturythirsttrap

...Non-UK peeps, please reblog for reach ❤️

darklight-owl

Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!

Spin this wheel to get your species

How screwed are your loved ones

Not at all! Anyone can fight back against me.

They should be fine with a bit of prep.

Nothing will happen as long as I lock myself in my room.

I'm pretry sure this animal can break down my door, this doesn't look good...

No chance of survival whatsoever.

I'm were-bald (see results)

Voting ended onMar 13, 2025

#human-sized starfish flopping around vomiting my stomach onto people #although I guess since I live nowhere near the sea everyone would be fine

imhereonthekitchenfloor

based on a reddit thread: did the high school you attended have its own pool? and are you US American?

yes, american

no, american

I'm not sure, american

yes, non american

no, non american

I'm not sure, non American

too young and/or did not attend high school

Voting ended onMar 3, 2025

#yeah but it was in what was essentially a large shed and so had minimum one (1) dead spider in it per morning

hope-iis-a-waking-dream

#the real meaning of kafka-esque

starlightshadowsworld

Calling all Brits on this hellsite.

We all saw Elon Musk do the nazi salute at the Trump inauguration. We know that he is influencing and fanning the flames of right wing political parties.

And that very well may include ours.

Because Elon Musk has pledged to donate $100 million to the Reform party. He has since mentioned that it might be hard to give such a large sum now.

But I don’t think we should take our chances. And I think we can agree that letting billionaires influence our countries politics is a terrible idea.

If you also agree here’s a link to a Parliament petition.

It calls for the government to remove loopholes that allow wealthy foreign individuals to make donations into UK political parties (e.g. by funnelling through UK registered companies).

As it is a parliament petition the government are required to debate it in parliament. But for that to happen it needs to reach 100,000 signatures.

Non British folk I’m afraid you guys can’t sign but I encourage you guys to reblog so that more people can see this.

medievalthymes

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

kember-writes

Mr Bingley to Mr Darcy:

jockoppressor

Read the instructions and then spin the wheel. How does the decade you land in affect your life?

My life is radically impacted: little chance of having an equivalent QOL

My life is largely impacted; some chance of having an equivalent QOL

My life is modestly impacted; 50/50 chance of having an equivalent QOL

My life is lightly impacted; decent chance of having an equivalent QOL

My life is barely impacted; good chance of having an equivalent QOL

My life is not impacted at all; almost certain of having an equivalent QOL

My life is improved; almost certain of exceeding my present QOL

Nuance/I’m bald

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Voting ended onJan 11, 2025

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

The decade you’re given is the decade to which you’re transported. Your geographic location doesn’t change; only the time period changes. “Equivalent QOL” means a qualify of life that approximates the life you have now and anticipate being able to have in the future.

greatmountainfloofsquatch

170s CE? In the upper midwest? I don't even know who lived here then. I know that the Lakota, Dakota, Cheyenne, and Ojibwe are the native peoples of this area as of 600 years ago, but I have no idea if they lived here that long ago, since they were semi-nomadic cultures.

In any case, I would not speak the local language, none of my skills would be transferrable except possibly cooking, and I would basically be in deep shit. Hopefully whoever found me would be kind and teach me their language and survival skills, perhaps in exchange for my fanciful tales of the future.

kember-writes

1280s, Yorkshire. Edward I is on the throne of England. The following decade I will be torn apart by invading Scotsmen, and not in the fun way, but for now life is good since I am not Welsh.

#life has not been good for the Welsh for many centuries but was particularly bad in the 1280s

trans-ralsei

you all need to stop using mwpp when you mean the marauders because my brain keeps saying my widdle pony and then filling in the second p with a second pony before realising that's not what it is

damespock

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

snowdropskylark

hey so funny thing about this

sidsky

Can only accurately reblog this addition until November 25, 2024.

damespock

this website LOVES a damn time limit

pointless-achievements

Achievement Available!

Sibling Rivalry

Reblog this before our moon becomes and only child again!

i know you’re just being silly but the Beatles comment is one of those annoying misconceptions that everyone just says bc it’s “funny” to be edgey and hate popular things !! they literally just covered music alongside their own stuff, very normal and they revolutionized the industry so quite the opposite -special interest haver

cool anyway :)