Nov 22, 2015
Today was a fun day. At work, I got a very thinly disguised threat of an email from someone demanding more money or else I should expect to see them at my office. I asked my boss about what to do and how I should respond. He told me to politely answer her despite the threat. I sat at my desk for a good minute or so before burying my head in my hands with a groan. My boss asks me what's wrong and I die a little inside, before answering. "The only thing that's coming to my mind for a response is '1v1 me, bro.'" My boss laughs, thankfully, but says if I send that, he'd have to fire me. But he'll remember to say that next time someone messes with him.