"AND IF YA LET EM HIT FOR FREE—U HELLA DUMB-DA-DUMB-DUMB!"
series summary. dank ain't the only thing you suckin' up like a slurpee. but sweet bunny bae—you've been fucking up the money lately. so this year for 420 you're gonna need more cash than '5 on it' from your customers (𝐜𝐨𝐚𝐜𝐡!𝐭𝐨𝐣𝐢, 𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐛𝐨𝐲!𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚, 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐮𝐠!𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐨, 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐧!𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐚, 𝐥𝐢𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧!𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 & 𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐣𝐨)—or face the consequences from your supplier: 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝!𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐮 (main pairing)
cw. 𝓶𝓭𝓷𝓲. college au. jjk men x plug!reader. bimbo!reader. reader is for the ~streets~. drugs. reader pet names: bunny. age gaps. inappropriate relationships. very casual sex and situationships—separate pairings but one cohesive story. an overall crack fic, so enjoy! an. happy new years babes! this is so late as I meant to release for 420 before my account got nuked temporarily. but its been sitting with 11k and getting pretty long since last 420 so I want to break it up and it's my goal to clear out my drafts this year! i already have the first 4 parts written! ♬.ᐟ luniz - i got 5 on it 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓮 𝓽𝓪𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓭 (𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧 𝐮𝐩 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐠𝐞𝐧. 𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐜)
✨PART 2 OUT NOW!✨
✺ 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞┆the wager — druglord!suguru
✺ 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨┆risky business — coach!toji
✺ 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞┆tba — fratboy!sukuna
✺ 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫┆tba — retired plug!choso
✺ 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞┆tba — dean!higuruma
✺ 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐱┆tba — librarian!nanami
✺ 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧┆tba — roommate!naoya
✺ 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭┆tba — nerdjo
✺ 𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞┆(bonus! surprise)
an. will update this between other works. ;) ATTN: ONLY 24 SPOTS (200 TOTAL) LEFT ON SERIES TAG LIST AS OF 2/7. AFTER SERIES LIST IS FULL ONLY NEW PPL ON GEN TAGLIST WILL BE ADDED.
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