#jk never

[rainforcsts]

rohan has a phone the jokes are so over💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[snowflake194]

if Eddie had shown up even a few minutes later Bonnie would've pulled the trigger on Buck right then and there like she was about to and yeah he would've died without ever knowing how close Eddie was but also he wouldn't have even had the chance to trade his life for Eddie's and without Buck there to plead for him they probably would've killed Eddie too.... so in a way they really did save each other.

[bloomingdarkgarden]

Lucien As a Big Brother | A Headcanon

Just thinking about after Beron dies / is murdered by everyone, when LOA is finally able to be with Helion and Lucien in peace in the Day Court, simply existing as a family.

Helion and LOA make love for like 100 nights straight and (unsurprisingly) conceive the final member of the brood.

LOA gets to joyfully and openly have a child with the man she has never been allowed to love.

Helion is endlessly fussy throughout her entire pregnancy as if she hasn’t done this 7 i repeat 7 times. And she lets him because it’s so damn endearing to see him experiencing fatherhood.

Helion keeps having panic attacks and Lucien has to calm him down.

The labor takes 1 hour because LOA could do this in her sleep at this point. Lucien has to walk Helion through more breathing exercises than his mother during that hour.

Lucien becomes a big brother to a little girl with auburn curls who all but worships him and follows him around hopelessly forevermore.

She thinks her big brother is the sun, the moon, and the entire world in between. She becomes inconsolable whenever she has to be parted from him for naps or lessons.

Lucien takes her to the libraries on his shoulders and she giggles all the while. He hands her books to read on his shoulders while he finds his own. She holds them upside down and babbles, pretending to be very studious like her elder brother.

One day she shows up to lessons having drawn a line from her jaw to her eyebrow to match his. Her governess scrubs it off. She scribbles it back on the next day.

Lucien finally learns what it is to have a sibling who cares deeply for him and looks up to him like no one else. The end.

Bonus content: Eris comes around frequently to teach her to wield her flame magic. The firelord turns into soft puddles around his little sister. She sometimes burns herself when they practice but he kisses her little fingers to make it feel better.

[itsgonnabeokbaby]

📸 Phoebe Fox

[pageofheartdj]

WHY AM I SIMPING FOR LEGO MONKEY

I DIDN’T EVEN WATCH THE SHOW YET

WHAT IS MY LIFE NOW

[lavenderursa]

I joined a tea of the month club and consume so much tea on the regs, do I start a tea blog?

[criminal-hotch]

say what you want about jeid shippers but their edits are bomb

[atypicalswiftie]

Had a crappy day, but then I remembered this gem exists.