im actually so obsessed with these photos mainly because of his hands (paws)
hello paw!!

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im actually so obsessed with these photos mainly because of his hands (paws)
hello paw!!
"i want to have your kids!" omg he wants to be boy pregnant...
Oh I'm sobbing
i posted it on twt and it kinda made numbers so im leaving it on here too
DUDE IM ACTUALLY SO SCARED
People always be saying "pls get her some brown contacts im literally shaking" and its just some dude with blue eyes. THIS is what it really is because LAWD HAVE MERCY 😭😭
SO! I worked my butt off all night long for this, scumbags, so you better be grateful.
This is just a test of how well I can write smut, because I've never done it before.
quick a/n: I know I said my fingers are sore, buuuut i was super close to finishing this and felt bad for the hold up, so I really pushed myself with this.
work count: 1.2k
TW: Car sex, smut, fluff, This is not rough sex whatsoever with loud moaning, this is just nice good sex, riding, rpf, f!reader, the car isn't a tesla, but just a self driving one idc what brand.
Enjoy ig
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AUTOMATIC
It was a Saturday night, or more accurate, an early Sunday morning. You and your boyfriend; Joost had just been to a 30th birthday party and were now driving home. The party had been held in a house far away from the city, and it was so far away, that you have to take the road where there is literally nobody on. You sit in the passenger seat, looking out the window as the rain thud against the window, the little droplets running down the window. You pretend that they are racing, and whichever one is first, is the one you count on, even if it switches.
You turn your gaze away from the racing waterdrops, and instead to Joost. His eyes are sorta half-lidded. He's had a bit too much to drink, and really shouldn't be driving, but here we are. His slightly messy bleach blond hair is sticking out in places it shouldn't normally do, but it looks cute nonetheless. Your eyes drift down to his outfit, the baggy jeans, adidas tracksuit jacket, with the white button up underneath and greyish tie you bought him in Berlin, and the bare sock covered feet. You had both taken them off due to sore feet from dancing all night long. God he looks amazing. Your eyes again drift down, down to his hand, and his fingers. His fingers have the tattoo 1983, which is the year his brother was born. You think it's a very cute detail, and it says a big thing about Joost. You reach out to trace the tattoo.
“What’re you doing, schat?” He asks, his gaze landing on your finger tracing his tattoo.
“Just..admiring your tattoo. I think it's very sweet.” You say, your gaze still on his tattoo.
“Hm, thank you.” He takes your hand and brings it to his lips, pressing a soft, polite kiss to it.
You can't help but smile, his charms are never to be beaten.
“I love every part of you, y'know?" You say, voice laced with kindness, but also something else, and it's lurking behind, waiting to strike.
“Awe, thank you, schat, I love every part of you too.” He smiles at you, his eyes drifting to the road again.
You move your hand sensually down and onto his thigh, close to his dick.
He softly chuckles nervously, his eyes sliding down to your hand.
“W-what’re you doing, hm?”
“Joost?”
“Yes..?”
“Put the car in self-driving mode.”
He immediately obeyed and put the car in self driving mode.
You unbuckle his “FUCK YOU” belt, throwing it onto the backseat.
“You really can't wait 30 min until we get home?”
You pause and look up at him, your fingers on the button of his jeans.
“Can you? Besides, nobody is driving here anyways? Not like anyone can even see in this rain.” You point out the obvious, and he nods, agreeing.
“I guess I can't, no.”
“Good.”
You unbutton his jeans and pull down the zipper. Joost helps, by kicking off his pants. It reveals the boxers, tight around his hard shaft, a wet spot clearly visible.
“Awe, already leaking, hm?” You tease
“Shut up.”
You smile smugly and take off your pants, leaving you in the white lacy panties you put on.
Joost takes the fabric in between his fingers and lets out a satisfied hum. He then proceeds to take his boxers off, his half hard dick springing free, leaking precum.
You take your panties off as well.
He looks at you whilst he strokes his dick to get it hard.
He helps you move over to him, so you can slowly lower yourself onto his dick.
“Awe, mijn schat is already wet and ready~” He coos, and presses you down, so you grip onto his shoulders, your face contorting into slight pain.
“Ow, joostugh..” You scold slightly.
“Sorry.” He says shortly, before adjusting his grip on your hips and his position inside you.
“Are you ready, love?” He asks, wanting to make sure you're ready.
“Yes, yeah, im read-”
You don't even GET to FINISH your sentence before he's digging his hands into your hips and thrusting into you. He whimpers as he feels your insides clenching around him.
“Fuck. joost-!” You gasp, he's clearly impatient.
“Sorry sorry, god, fuck…!” Joost apologizes, though it's cut short by his desperate moans.
He keeps a steady pace as you adjust to it pretty quickly.
The rain has become background music, as you hold onto his shoulders, head buried in his neck, moaning softly.
“Joost, Joost, i-im close.” You say through soft pants, after a bit of fucking.
“Yeah, c'mon, come for me, baby.”
You let out a sob of pleasure as you finish around his cock, your cum dripping down his shaft.
“God, schat, please, can i cum inside?” He asks desperately.
“Yeahyeahyeah, a-always.”
His pace becomes irregular, his panting harder. He lets out a grunt and finishes inside you.
“God, I love you” He moans.
Both of you pant softly, coming down from your high.
He helps you off him and puts on your panties, not your pants. He also puts on his own boxers. He throws the two pairs of pants behind him and onto the backseat.
The car rolls into the garage. He looks over at your tired, half asleep form.
He takes your phone and his and puts them into the pockets of his Adidas jacket. He turns off the car, and takes the key. He gets out of the car, closes the door, walks over to your side, opens the door and picks you up, He closes the car door with his foot, and walks up to the porch. He hears a soft splat and looks down. His eyes immediately spot the small white clump on the concrete and gulps.
He types in the code to the apartment and enters the complex. He walks up some stairs before he reaches your apartment. He unlocks the door and walks in, kicking off his shoes and carrying you to the bedroom. He lays you down on the bed, taking off all your clothes except for the panties. he goes to the bathroom and grabs all your skincare and makeup remover, doing it all for you. He puts the things back and comes into the bedroom, turns off the lights and lays down with you. He tucks you both in, cuddling your sleepy self from behind.
“I love you, Joost.” You say tiredly, but still full of love.
“I love you too, __.” He says, his face buried in your hair.
ZZZ
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EEEEK first smut! I know its really terrible, but practice make perfect amiright? so please dont hate! LOve every single on of you!
SFW OR NSFW alpabet coming next, ill decide once we get there
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Joost Klein in Seattle was phenomenal 10/10 no notes
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