Aug 18, 2018
Imagine your OTP
Person A: What is love?
Person B: Baby don't hurt me.
A: ... Why would I hurt you?
B: You don't know that song?
A: What song?
B: EXCUSE ME BITC—
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Libya
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from Singapore
seen from China
seen from Malaysia
seen from Russia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Singapore
seen from Japan
seen from China
seen from Türkiye
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Singapore
seen from United States
seen from United States
Imagine your OTP
Person A: What is love?
Person B: Baby don't hurt me.
A: ... Why would I hurt you?
B: You don't know that song?
A: What song?
B: EXCUSE ME BITC—
Imagine your OTP
Person A: B, you're drunk.
Person B, slurring: Yer beautiful...
Person A: Damn, you're really drunk.
Imagine your OTP
Person A: *cooks beans as a part of their dinner with person B* Person B: *stares uncomfortably at the beans* A: What’s wrong? B: *stares at person A for a bit, then turns around and leans against a window, looking on dramatically* Ever since the Bean Boozled Incident, I could never look at beans, or jellybeans, the same way… A: *snickers* Idiot.
Imagine your OTP
Person A: Here, take this. *shows B an empty hand* Person B: … *takes A’s hand* A: No, silly, it’s a gift. B: What is it? A: Whatever you want it to be. B: Food?/A dildo? A: UM…
Imagine your OTP
*OTP is near a fountain* Person A: Here’s a coin. Make a wish! Person B: *flips the coin in* I wish a bitch would. A: … B: :) A: … Here’s another coin. Make a different wish.
Imagine your OTP: Would You Rather? Edition
Person A: Would you rather hug a shark or hug a snake?
Person B: A snake. If I hugged a shark, that’d mean I had to make it stop swimming, and when sharks stop swimming, they fucking die.
A: *snickers*
B: Why the fuck are you laughing at shark death?
Imagine your OTP
Person A: Hey, Person B, kiss me. Person B: Why? A: Research. B: Okay…? A, in their thoughts: ‘I totally fooled 'em!’
Imagine your OTP
Person A: *(jump)scares person B*
Person B: I hate you!
A: Aww. *kisses B's lips/cheek/face*
B: I still hate you...
A: Will you take an apology kiss?
B: You're still kissing me!
A: So you forgive me, right?