May 11, 2018
Imagine your OTP
Person A: B, you're drunk.
Person B, slurring: Yer beautiful...
Person A: Damn, you're really drunk.
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Imagine your OTP
Person A: B, you're drunk.
Person B, slurring: Yer beautiful...
Person A: Damn, you're really drunk.
in your otp, who's the person stealing all the cookie dough while the other person's trying to make cookies, and do they/how do they get caught?
In Murgan, George probably steals the cookie dough. He doesn’t even try to hide it. Danny’s shaping the dough into balls and George just comes by and scoops up some dough from the bowl with his finger and eats it. Danny stops shaping the ball in his hands and stares at him like “Fuck you.” George is still sucking on his finger, but then it becomes suggestive ‘cause he says “Gladly” and winks. Danny is not amused. A disappointed golden beast.
In Da Scene, Matt is working on the dough, and he and Jordon eat it. They eat it all and don’t regret it until later.
In Syngeance, I think Brian’s STARTING to make the dough and Zacky eats a fucking egg, shell not included. He gets sick obviously, so Brian sneaks some dough into his tummy without having to worry about Zacky catching him.
In Magnibourne, Magnificus works on the dough and Damien is peeking around the doorway, backing up when Magnificus turns around. Motherfucker wants some cookie dough rIGHT NOW. At one point Magnificus leaves (maybe to wash his hands) and comes back to find one cookie dough ball missing from the tray. He looks at Damien, and Damien points to his dog, Cerberus. But Magnificus knows better than that…
In Kori, I work on the dough and eat one finger scoop of it. Jorel drops by and decides to be a fuckin’ savage and take a whole damn handful of dough and run away while eating it. I call out after him that he’s gonna get sick and he CLAIMS he doesn’t care.
*wears shades and a shirt that says "no fear". sees that Degan is becoming a popular ship in the HU fandom and NOT seeing any Murgan posts other than yours and Kit's (but those are from a while ago). puts on a shirt that says "one fear"*
Hm.
Imagine your OTP
Person A: *cooks beans as a part of their dinner with person B* Person B: *stares uncomfortably at the beans* A: What’s wrong? B: *stares at person A for a bit, then turns around and leans against a window, looking on dramatically* Ever since the Bean Boozled Incident, I could never look at beans, or jellybeans, the same way… A: *snickers* Idiot.
Imagine your OTP
Person A: Here, take this. *shows B an empty hand* Person B: … *takes A’s hand* A: No, silly, it’s a gift. B: What is it? A: Whatever you want it to be. B: Food?/A dildo? A: UM…
Imagine your OTP
*OTP is near a fountain* Person A: Here’s a coin. Make a wish! Person B: *flips the coin in* I wish a bitch would. A: … B: :) A: … Here’s another coin. Make a different wish.
Imagine your OTP: Would You Rather? Edition
Person A: Would you rather hug a shark or hug a snake?
Person B: A snake. If I hugged a shark, that’d mean I had to make it stop swimming, and when sharks stop swimming, they fucking die.
A: *snickers*
B: Why the fuck are you laughing at shark death?
Imagine your OTP
Person A: Hey, Person B, kiss me. Person B: Why? A: Research. B: Okay…? A, in their thoughts: ‘I totally fooled 'em!’