#jock jams

[bug-gribble]

[Precrash Taivan making out in Van’s bedroom]

Tai: *reaches over to turn off Van’s boombox*

Van: “Hey babe, what gives?”

Tai: “We are not having sex to ‘Jock Jams’”

[sarahmackattack]

Humboldt squid. The low oxygen regions of the pacific's jocks.

They're strong!

Can get up to often ~100lbs!

Live in areas with oxygen so low most other active predators can’t hack it!

Live in huge squads- like over 1000 squid together !

Have a color pattern based communication system!

Eat each other!

Basically they're total badasses. They're also the biggest squid fishery. We're catching *a lot* of jocks out there.

[grodyhighroller]

Some recent physical media pickups.

[oakleyandallen]

[eddicus]

a tribute drawing to the best compilation album series of all time

[therobotmonster]

I want you to listen to this song very cafefully, remembering that it was used a jock jam.

In terms of “this isn’t saying what I think its saying” this is “Bruce Springsteen’s “Born in the USA” being used as a patriotic yay-America song” squared.

[ladypolitik]

Warning: repetitious flashing/pulsing lights When it’s the last train of the evening and the station’s last call is too fire for   meandering passengers to ignore:   “[Tap] N’ Ride It” -  a Quad City DJs/Nicholas Brothers (1941) mashup.

Previous episodes:

Ginuwine / The Pirate (1948)

Benny Benassi / Seven Brides For Seven Brothers (1954)  

Post Malone / Fred Astaire (1970)

House of Pain / Singin’ In the Rain (1952)

Missy Elliott/Ludacris + Sound of Music (1965)

Dr. Dre / Thoroughly Modern  Millie (1967)

Missy Elliott / Singing in the Rain (1952)

Missy Elliott / Sound of Music (1965)

Jay-Z/Kanye + Mary Poppins (1964)

Flo Rida / The King and I (1956)

Kstylis / Darling Lili (1970)

DJ Khaled/Rihanna + My Fair Lady (1964)

[paper-mario-wiki]

i got out of bed to make this which was a stupid decision because

A) it’s terribly made

B) approximately 2 people will know what the source is

C) lelek lek lek lek lek