Plant trees in who’s shade you’ll never stand.

Leftist. 30something. They/Them. Dyke. “Van Palmer you mean the world to me.”

[bug-gribble]

I made a StrawPage!

radaghastly's strawpage

[footlongdingledong]

[suicidal cowboy] this town aint big enough for the one of me

[enchantedbook]

"The Fairy Radio Banishes the Demon Dulness" by Edmund J. Sullivan in 1926.

[eloaheufrasio]

[blondebrainpowered]

Nat King Cole, Eartha Kitt, and Cab Calloway, ca. 1958

[silverstar-cat]

missing taisimone

[freakaz0-id]

this pic alone will literally make me cry

[bug-gribble]

Bless the beautiful soul that made me this masterpiece on StrawPage

Beautiful Radaghastly.

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[lightlyteal]

[fictonrantsworld]

So if the rumours are true the showrunners gave book! Alicents personality and ruthlessness onto Ormund Hightower...

[bud-gnibble]

Thinking once again about taivan and puppy play😔 in my heart it started with Tai calling Van a good boy and dragging them around by their tie and it all went crazy from there (thinking about taivan and getting turned on, what’s new?)

“Mmm I’ve been thinking of how I’m going to get you off, Baby.” Taissa sighed. Van was a week into orgasm denial and they were grinding eagerly into Tai’s ass, eager for friction.

“However you want, Lady. I’m all yours.”

Tai laughed and grasped the back of Van’s head and pulled it in until their ear was by her lips. “You’re such a good boy.” She sighed.

Her ass ground into Van, and she slid back a leg to slip in between theirs. Van groaned and began breathing heavily, almost panting to keep their composure.

“I was thinking..” Said Taissa, “That since you’re such a good boy…” She bit her lip before continuing in Van’s ear, “That I could suck you off?”

Van nearly lost their composure. “Holy fuck, that would be hot. “

“Can you beg for it?” The roll of Tai’s hips slowed. Van was hunching into her thigh.

“Oh fuck. Please– Tai!”

Taissa took her leg away. Van let out a small whine. “Please, what, baby?”

Van opened their eyes. Tai was facing them with her deadpan facial expression. The intense stare was betrayed by the mischievous twinkle in her eyes.

God, this woman is absolute perfection. Van gulped. “Please, Tai. Can you please suck me off? I need that pretty mouth of yours.”

Tai grinned triumphantly. “Good Boy, Van.” She abruptly turned back around and snaked a long finger through Van’s belt loop. Tai pulled Van into a slink through the bedroom hall.

[bud-gnibble]

When they stepped into the bedroom, Tai stopped. She took her finger out of Van’s belt loop. Van reached up to grab Tai’s hips and she swiftly spun around to grasp Van’s wrists.

Her smile was cocky. “Ah-ah-ah. Be good.”

Van let out a small grunt and bit the inside of their cheek.

“Oh good job baby.” Tai purred. “Be a good boy and stay here at the door for me?”

“I could carry you to bed, Lady— oh fuck” Van groaned. Taissa had two of fingers between her lips, curved into a confident smirk.

Van made the mistake of looking into Taissa’s eyes. Years of silent conversations made her gaze practically scream, This is a preview of what I am going to do to you.

“Y-yes. I will stay.”

Taissa threw back her head in a victorious laugh.

“I have a present for you.” She announced, sauntering over to a shopping bag next to her vanity.

“Is it shower sex?” Van whined.

Tai sat at the foot of the bed. “Someone sounds needy.”

Van let out an impatient huff of air out of their nose. “Well, you’re being a bit of a tease..”

“Strip.” Tai’s voice was commanding.

2/???

[bud-gnibble]

Van took off their clothes where they stood at the door. Goosebumps raised over their skin in the cold of the bedroom. They felt Taissa’s eyes travel over them. She looked ready to devour Van.

“Can I come to you Tai?” Van asked. A blush crept up their chest and warmed their cheeks.

“How bad you want me, Van?” Tai languidly pulled off her sports bra. She leaned back on her hands. Her hardening nipples made Van’s mouth water.

Tai let out a small whistle. “Eyes up here.” Van looked at her cocky smile. “Good boy. I can’t wait to give you what you want.”

“Please?” Van could feel their thighs growing damp.

Taissa smiled a saccharine smile. “On your knees, baby. This present is all yours if you crawl to it. Show me how much you deserve it.”

Van felt a rush of vulnerability travel down their spine and shudder into a pang of need in their clit. Taissa never failed to deliver on her promises of pleasure. She just needed Van’s complete fealty and trust. Van sunk to their knees.

“There’s my Good Boy. Baby, it’s so hot to see you like this. I’m so glad you’re all mine.”

Van’s breathing grew heavy at Taissa’s praise.

“Now crawl over here and let me reward you.”

3/????

[bug-gribble]

Van began a crawl. Their knees, once so limber in their heyday of rigorous goalie drills, now stiff and achy on the hardwood floor.

I can’t believe she’s making me do this shit to get laid. Van grumbled in their mind, but as they got their gait together they managed to peel their eyes up to see Tai’s face.

That Cocky. Fucking. Smile. Van’s clit throbbed with need and a small moan escaped their mouth. Fuck.

Taissa’s eyes danced with mirth. “Oh baby, look at how much you enjoy being good for me.”

As Van finally made it to Tai’s legs, they caressed them and kissed up her toned skin.

“Easy, Tiger.” Taissa giggled. She reached her hand behind Van’s neck and pulled them up into a ferocious kiss.

Van was moaning and their hips could hardly stay in place as they hungrily pecked at Tai’s jawline. She leant over and reached into her bag.

She pulled out Van’s strap. “I need you to put this on like a good boy.”

Van eyes the strapon and groaned, “Tai, you said you were gonna eat me out.” Despite their protests, they grabbed the harness from Tai and shimmied into it.

Taissa’s face formed into a saccharine pout. “Silly Van. I said I’d suck you off.” She helped Van pull the straps tight, centered the cock on to Van’s clit, and pushed them down on the bed.

Van habitually spread their knees, awaiting Tai to kneel before them for a blowjob.

Tai was rifling through the gift bag yet again.

This can’t be good.

4/????

[bug-gribble]

ILOVE TAISSA TURNER SO MUCH

[ninanation]

Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people

[ninanation]

please keep talking about how Becky from Maryland doesn't like the rising gas prices. It's clearly the more pressing issue.

[creacher-art]

USA folks, that is a consistent temperature range hitting 113°. Death Valley temperatures. In Banda, it hovered between 116°-118° (47°-48° C) for a week straight.

This has been happening all month with little to no international media attention. Here are a few organizations you can check out for resources or to support:

ActionAid India

SEEDS India

GlobalGiving <- No longer taking donations

Raise India (Project Tapan)

[nataliescatorccioapologist]

My pookie who has dismembered two human bodies, directly killed at least one person, and participated in ritualistic cannibalism not necessary for survival🥰

[crimsonprose]

my pookie who has started two cults, sunk an axe into an innocent man's skull, and participated in ritualistic cannibalism not necessary for survival 😍

[bug-gribble]

My pookie who has condemned a stranded young mother to death, violently force fed a defenseless man, and participated in ritualistic cannibalism not necessary for survival🥰

[silverstar-cat]

my pookie who has sentenced an innocent man to death, beheaded her dog, and participated in ritualistic cannibalism not necessary for surival 🥰

[nataliescatorccioapologist]

My pookie who has dismembered two human bodies, directly killed at least one person, and participated in ritualistic cannibalism not necessary for survival🥰

[crimsonprose]

my pookie who has started two cults, sunk an axe into an innocent man's skull, and participated in ritualistic cannibalism not necessary for survival 😍

[bug-gribble]

My pookie who has condemned a stranded young mother to death, violently force fed a defenseless man, and participated in ritualistic cannibalism not necessary for survival🥰

[spleenmuncher]

Only Yellowjackets would name one of their lesbian characters V. Palmer