Can you please please pleaseeeee do a joe bart fanfic again but Christmas related
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a gingerbread mess - joe bartolozzi
summary... you and joe are building a gingerbread house
⚠︎ fluff
divider- @madamesocs
you and joe are sitting in front of the camera, waiting for chat to come and arrive, the gingerbread houses sitting on the table and chat starts flooding in
joe- hellooooo everybody flooding innn, he yells "how are we on this fantastic sundayy", he says hyping up chat
joe- today we are building gingerbread houses and I'm here with, he says stopping at his sentence
y/n- y/nn, you say waving your hands
joe- yes I'm here with y/n, and we are building gingerbread houses, he clarifies. "I did this last year and now I'm doing it this year with y/n"
y/n- yes so we both got a gingerbread house and a gingerbread person we have to decorate in 30 minutes, you say pulling your phone out for the timer, "and I got a regular gingerbread house and joe has". as you tried to pick up joe's box joe's spoke
joe- no I wanna show my own, he says smiling
y/n- ok, show em
and as joe lifted his gingerbread box and start a smiling you spoke
y/n- joe has a minion house, and before we start you have to rate our houses to declare the winner, you say pointing at the camera
joe- which will be me, he says pointing his up smiling
y/n- yeah ok, you say snorting out a laugh
and as you started the timer, you both wasted no time opening the box, pulling out the frosting, candies and of course the house
as you were assembling the house, carefully placing frosting on each piece and placing them together, making them stable, you looked over to joe and seen him already done preparing his house
it looked a little messy, frosting scraped on each piece, his hands and face and even the table, you turned away your attention and started decorating
putting the candies on the roof, tracing the window and door outline, putting little doodles of frosting on the wall, tracing the roof, and even putting little icicles on the edge of the roof
once you we're done with your house, you put frosting on your finger and put it on the tray where your gingerbread house was at to make it look like snow, you then opened you gingerbread man and started decorating him
giving him hair, a cute outfit and a silly face, you then place him in front of the house and as you turned to joes house, you saw him recreating the house on the box
although it was similar it was something, you were already done with your house so to kick some time you talked to chat, about how joe's house is ugly and how hes gonna lose and other stuff, like yours and his relationship and even vlogmas
and as joe was finally done with his house, it was time for chat to rate, you both held your house and it seems like chat loved your house, comments saying "y/n won" and "y/n"
and as joe was arguing with chat about his house, they rated your house mostly a 8 and they rated joe's house a 5
joe- my house is not a 5, he says defensive, "is it that bad?" he questions
you laugh and as chat was agreeing with him, chat made it clear that you won the challenge, you cheered and celebrated your victory
as chat and joe were arguing, you just sat there and observed
joe- i think we did a great job, he defends
you huff out a laugh and as joe sat up in his chair, he spoke
joe- did we do a good job? yes, am I gonna smash it? yes. he says lifting his fist up the air and connecting it to the house
gingerbread pieces flying everywhere, on the floor, table and even on your face, you were shocked, a startled laugh exited your body and joe said his outro like nothing happened
joe- well that's gonna be it for stream, he says, doing his outro, as he turned off the camera, a gingerbread mess everywhere, you just sat there in shocked
still replaying him smashing the house, as he grabbed the broom and dustpan cleaning his gingerbread mess while marley was trying to eat the gingerbread pieces off the floor
you were definitely gonna do this next year too
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