So I am driving home from my sister’s house and zooming down the freeway happy as a clam at high tide because I’m not stuck in traffic and OUT OF NOWHERE this huge ass motherfucker of a rock flings right toward my face! I shut my eyes and yell “oh my god!” and here a sickening crunch. I open my eyes (mind you all this is in the span of a second so I didn’t have my eyes closed long. I flinched.) and there is a HUGE fucking crack, chunck, shatter BROKEN PIECE OF WINDSHIELD right in my line of sight. to which I gasped and in horror said “oh my fucking god!”
Now I have a huge crack in my line of sight so I get to be reminded of FLYING KILLER ROCKS every time I drive my fucking car because who has the money to get a windshield replaced?! I DON’T!
