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Carter: White boys exhaust me.

Joey: I’m white.

Carter: Did I stutter?

Carter: *kicks open a door* MAGIC!

Joey: And so begins another conversation that will test the limits of my sanity.

Joey: Just face it, you are a sucker for a woman with blue eyes.

Sam: Aha! Her eyes are green.

Joey: Aha! Thank you for proving my point!

Sam: Damn.

Joey: I mean, don't you ever think about the future?

Carter: Well yeah, but when I think about the future, you're there.

Joey: Aww-

Carter: Also sometimes terminators!

Wren: Joey, how do I ask someone out?

Joey: Well, first, you-

Carter: No, don’t ask him. He asked me out in a McDonald’s bathroom.

Wren:

Wren: And you said yes?

Carter: *throwing rocks at Joey’s window*

Joey, loudly: You have a phone for a reason!

*Thump*

Joey, lifting up his window: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

Sofia: Since I’m gonna be out for a while, I’ve left you all a complimentary bowl of advice.

Sofia, picking one paper out of a bowl: For example, ‘Sam and Joey, stop doing that’ just applies to everything.

Joey: What are you doing here? How do you know where I live?

Carter: I have my ways.

Joey: …

Carter: … School directory.

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