Midnight Pals: Chimera
Bitter Karella: [carrying bindle sack] siiigh Karella: ahem Karella: AHEM Poe: oh sorry what's going on? Poe: what's with the bindle sack? Karella: oh THIS bindle sack? this one right here? Karella: funny you should ask
Karella: last week was my birthday Karella: and none of you remembered! Karella: so I'm running away from home! Barker: bye Poe: CLIVE
Poe: did you Poe: did you tell anyone it was your birthday? Karella: no but Karella: but if you really cared you would know Poe: Barker: King: Lovecraft: Koontz: Poe: well happy birthday Karella: THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH
Karella: I don't want people to say happy birthday Karella: i want REAL attention! Poe: do you want to tell a story Karella: YES I WANT TO TELL A STORY Barker: oh my god what a little brat Poe: clive
Barker: here i'll handle this Poe: i really wish you wouldn't Barker: no i'm really good with kids Karella: [stamping foot] i'm not a kid!!! Barker: oh yeah? how old are you? Karella: i'm Karella: Karella: no wait let's just say i am a kid
Barker: good would this comically oversized lollipop make you feel better? Karella: NO Karella: Karella: yes Koontz: i would also like a comically oversized lollipop Barker: well of course, for you, dean, anything Barker: cuz you're always as good as gold
Karella: why didn't you say that to me Barker: cuz you're a fucking shit Karella: Karella: you better be nice to me Barker: yeah? why? Poe: clive
Poe: what would make you feel better on your birthday karella Karella: i would feel better if everyone went out and pre-ordered my upcoming book moonflow Karella: available for preorder in the pinned skeet Poe: King: Koontz: Lovecraft: Barker: Barker: best we can do is the comically oversized lollipop King: yeah that's the best we can do
Karella: ok fine! then Karella: then Karella: i want to do a bit with mary shelley Karella: she's always funny when she appears King: oh yea she's a hoot King: a real crowd pleaser
Mary Shelley: sup fuckers Shelley: whoa what the hell is going on here Shelley: why's everything all meta in here Bitter Karella: Shelley: oh it's because of you innit? Shelley: little postmodern shit Karella: hey! Shelley: that's a real fuckin "john barth" ass move
Karella: y-you take that back! Shelley: just like john barth Karella: it's not like john barth! Karella: i'm my own original idea, damnit! Shelley: [to poe] its just like fuckin john barth Poe: you know i was just thinking that Karella: SHUT UP
Karella: stop saying i'm doing john barth style meta commentary! Karella: i'm not! i'm not! [giant pencil erases karella, camera pulls out to reveal john barth at the drawing table] John Barth: ain't i a stinker?
