Apr 23, 2025
Bloody hell!! Seemed ‘y finally made it ‘round, sunshine!
@gutter-mage69
Wow, that was fast.
Hi John! You know, this was the last place I expected to fins you, but I'm glad I did! How have you been? Whats new in the world of warlocks?
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Bloody hell!! Seemed ‘y finally made it ‘round, sunshine!
@gutter-mage69
Wow, that was fast.
Hi John! You know, this was the last place I expected to fins you, but I'm glad I did! How have you been? Whats new in the world of warlocks?
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Might BE A DAD SSND HELP
@gutter-mage69
You... Have a child? Like... An actual child? A human child? That's a very important distinction. Considering... Uh... How can I help?
Not a bastard? Oh lolly dee!
Jus’ sold out a…A friend… ‘T bloody Satan.
Drinks all ‘round!
@gutter-mage69
John, what are you talking about? You didn't... You wouldn't-- Why?
Come ‘t Gotham, sunshine.
Maybe ‘y can vouch for me as mayor.
@gutter-mage69
You're running for mayor? Of Gotham?
...Are you sure that's a good idea? I'm mean, do you have a campaign team? A platform? What policies are you running on?
And shouldn't you be resting right now? You've just been through a lot, John...
‘Lo sunshine.
Might send th’ Joker ‘t Hell.
@gutter-mage69
I don't think you have to do all that, John... Joker's talking a big game, but I don't think he'll actually do anything. It's an intimidation tactic. Besides, if he does, I'm sure it's nothing that the heroes of Gotham (and me) can't handle. Thank you for being concerned, though! That's nice of you.
“ ‘Y might be wonderin’ why th’ handsome, charmin’, irresistible Constantine ‘s cuddled up snuggly ‘n your bed.”
“….”
“Actually, I don’t ‘ave an answer. But you’re excellent ‘t cuddle ‘gainst.”
@gutter-mage69
Ray turned over in his bed, face scrunched up in surprise and confusion. He squinted in the dark as Constantine addressed him, making the half asleep man blink and rub at his eyes.
"...John? How'd you get in here?" It was a little late to ask that, considering he was already in bed with him. "And... thanks?"
Well, there was nothing for it now. Ray flipped around and faced John, readjusting the pillow and blanket. "C'mere," he mumbled, holding the edge of the blanket up for him to get under.
May th’ fourth be with ‘y.
@gutter-mage69
You remembered?! Happy Star Wars Day! And May the Force Be With You, young padawan... ...Okay, so I know you're not a padawan, but I always wanted to say that.
@trcnsitioncl // john said: ‘ i’m fluent in bastard. it’s one of my languages. ’
"You shouldn't talk like that. Children might hear you." This is important, to her. But it is late, and the diner is near-empty, and she is pouring John another cup of coffee all the same.
"Have you tried becoming fluent in Spanish, or something else useful?"