This needed Skinner coming in as well.
Nurse: Are you the husband?
Skinner: ??? No...?
Nurse: ... The fuck.

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This needed Skinner coming in as well.
Nurse: Are you the husband?
Skinner: ??? No...?
Nurse: ... The fuck.
Dogget: I dunno. Lately I've been feeling like a third wheel around you guys...
Scully: What? No! I always thought more like Mulder and I were two wheels, like a bicycle, and you were separate, on a unicycle, all doot doot doodle doodle oot... (mimes juggling)
Mulder: yeah, and we only notice you if you drop something
Happy Birthday to John Doggett!! ♥ ♥ My favorite character of The X Files
Skinner: Okay, for this to work, you need to be mean to people, Reyes. can you do that?
Reyes: Yeah! Try me.
Scully: Okay... get me a glass of water.
Reyes: [Hands Scully a glass of water] Here you go!
Skinner: No. We need you to say no. You have to be mean to Scully.
Reyes: Alright.
Scully: Reyes, get me a glass of water.
Reyes: Oka- I mean, no. I will not get you a glass of water you piece of.. butt.
Dogget: Monica, what do you have behind your back?
Reyes: Nothing!
Skinner: Reyes, what's behind your back?
Steve: Okay fine, it's a glass of water.
Scully: Oh my god. And what's in your other hand?
Reyes: ...another glass of water.
Dogget: why?
Reyes: I FELT BAD I SAID NO OKAY.
Tag what you're majoring in/intend in majoring in
Scully: Respecting women
Mulder: Bat man
Reyes: Youtube
Skinner: In the tags guys
Krycek: Fuckin weed
William: W
Doggett: Criminal justice and psychology
Byers: I'm terrified I'll lock myself into an interest that I'll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study I've pursued over my life
Frohike: Minecraft
Langley: Minecraft as well
Honestly I love John dogget so much but just not when they're trying to use him to replace mulder in early season 8. Like his character is amazing and I JUST HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS
JOHN DOGGET AND MONICA REYES WERE SEVERELY UNDEVELOPED CHARACTERS AND THEY SUCK AND CHRIS CARTER IS AN ASSHOLE AND JUST SKIP SEASON 8 AND 9 JUST DO IT.