#john is dumb

[notgrungybitchin]

One of the Beautiful People: Chapter 5

Paul blinked. He had the nerve to look taken aback.  “I didn’t know you’d be here,” he said. “So why not just ignore me? You’ve had plenty of practice this week,” snapped John.  Paul brought his fingers to those distracting lips to chew at his nails. John couldn’t help but notice how lovely they were. Delicate.  “I wasn’t trying to ignore you,” said Paul.  “Well, then I guess it’s just another thing you’re effortlessly good at.” John turned toward the door, his evening ruined by Paul fucking McCartney again. 

[gay-nidoking]

oh is this the famed ‘dave is not straight’ conversation, good for me, yay, i’ve made it, the supposed promised land or whatever

[gone1393]

John: teeth whitener? why not teeth blackener? racist!

Me: imma punch you in the fuckin mouth. >.>

[moderndonjuan]

dashcon???? what?? have i been living under a virtual rock what is going on please explain

[moderndonjuan]

man i remember the first song i performed outside of piano recitals it was you really got me and it was with a band made up from people in my grade and they needed someone to sing and so somehow they recruited me and i was 9 and it was hard to sing the lowest note and then we performed it in front of the school and im sure it sucked and i dont really know where im going with this its just a thing

[moderndonjuan]

do you ever get a follower then look at their blog and just start making bets with yourself about how long its gonna take for them to unfollow you

[moderndonjuan]

i need to be somewhere half an hour away in 15 minutes oops

[moderndonjuan]

so the other day it had just snowed and i was walking to d&d

and i was right outside the ollies and i saw this beautiful patch of pristine white snow and one of the employees was looking out through the door and i just dropped to the ground, made a snow angel, then picked up my hat and left

and he just kind of stared at me the whole time