it’s me, back at it again with dead poets society as things my friends and i have said
Charlie:So Tom ended up leaving to go chase after fucking aliens and- Knox:Wait who are we talking about? Charlie:Tom, he left the band. Knox:What band?
Meeks : Oh look a little plant! Charlie : MaRiJuAnA
Charlie: Semicolon parenthesis Meeks: You could have just said winky face.
Todd: (Just waking up) Fuck off god, I wanna sleep.
Neil: And that person weed on me yesterday Charlie: *Thinking about the drug not the other thing*
Meeks and Neil: *thank teachers and professors for helping out at the thing* Charlie: Shit I need to say something, the other two did... Charlie: And I’d like to thank the weather for co-operating
Keating: *reading back of plate* And this belongs to ‘Stainless Steel.’ Who here is stainless steel? Charlie: Das me *takes plate*
Frens: *arguing* Pitts: can’T YOU SEE YOUR FIGHTING IS TEARING THIS FAMILY APART???
Cameron: I swear I’m the only person here who has not had a divorce *Charlie Divorces Cameron on the spot*
Charlie: *tries to jump over the seat at the cinema* Charlie: *trips* Charlie: *faceplants*
Keating: Welcome to Year 8 Music, young shredders.
Charlie: Cameron can you shut up I’m trying to look at pictures of people I’m gay for.
Keating: How would you guys feel if you were the only kid in a class who couldn’t speak the language the lesson was being taught in? Everyone: … Knox: Miss my dad lived in Switzerland for a few years and he was fine Keating: Y’know why that would be? Knox: No Keating: It’s because they speak English over there
Meeks: You’ve eaten so many of those things you’re gonna die Charlie: WE’RE HERE FOR A GOOD TIME NOT A LONG TIME
Charlie: *falls off the low ropes and smashes into the ground* Todd: oh shit are you ok Charlie: I’VE MCFALLEN Neil: Yeah, well we might have a McLawsuit on our hands soon
Meeks: Man, reef sharks are so cool Cameron: no they kill like 20 million people a year Charlie: population control dipshit
Charlie: *working on english homework outside locker Charlie: HELL YEA I DID IT FUCK DETENTION!1!!1!1 Charlie: *tries leaping up to celebrate* Charlie: *rams head first into a locker door* Charlie: *falls* AH FUCK
*Practicing for the play* Meeks: I have to sacrifice myself, it’s the only way to save her Charlie: *trying not to cry* I can see your love for our daughter is greater than anything in the world Meeks: Especially you
Charlie: Hashtag yes sir. Keating: Hashtag lunchtime detention
Charlie: it’s warmer than one might expect Keating: Very well put! Charlie:Thanks! (to meeks) what the hell does that mean???
Pitts: Our plant, Gerald, has died, suddenly, for know reason. We can only assume Rick Astley himself killed him.
Charlie: *wakes up from a nightmare at 3 am* Charlie: *Screaming* FUCKING YEET
Todd: I can’t get rid of the drawings on my leg! Neil: Then don’t draw on your leg Charlie: *at the same time* SCRUB HARDER!
*Todd arrives late* Neil: WHY ARE YOU LATE?! Meeks: TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS Charlie: WHY DID YOU KILL YOUR HUSBAND Todd: What?
Neil: Oh my God, this is the best party I’ve had in awhile. *everyone awes* Todd: But I’m here?!
Keating: Everyone seems to be kinda good at this. Except for Cameron, who’s hopeless.
Pitts: Anyone fancy going to the disco? Charlie: Yes, let’s go ‘Panic’ at the Disco! Everyone: *groans*
Charlie: I have split personalities. There is normal Charlie and Psycho Charlie Todd: I have split personalities too. Normal me and extra special normal me
Pitts: I’m glad that someone is spreading rumours about me, because that means I’m not a nobody!
*Reading Charlie’s essay* Meeks: This is only ten pages long and it’s already bad because it starts with ‘Shake my stick’.
Cameron: *falls out of bed* Charlie: *continues to sleep*
Knox: Thats kinky! Charlie: And gay! What more can you ask for in life?
Neil: *walks into maths* WHAT ARE WE DOING SIR Teacher: MATHS NEIL: I KNOW
Charlie:I’ve got 99 problems but a lolly shortage ain’t one of them
Cameron: Stop, you’re making me out to be a bad person Todd: You are a bad person
Neil(filming a video): and this is Todd Todd: ….what?
