Dec 1, 2019
Loomis : what's "lab safety"? if I'm going to be a scientist, I'm gonna be cute. if I get radiation poisoning that's on me!
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Loomis : what's "lab safety"? if I'm going to be a scientist, I'm gonna be cute. if I get radiation poisoning that's on me!
Ann: Dad! I have a science headcanon!
Loomis: Can't you just call it a hypothesis like a normal person
Ann: So, my science headcanon is-
Loomis: I'm sorry, I have the bubonic plague, I can't hang out tonight.
Ann: Aw rats.
Loomis, telling Ann about Edward: What is it called when you kill a friend?
Ann: Homiecide
Ann: Welcome back to Jesus Christ hotline. Sir, you are live!
Loomis: Yeah, Jesus Christ fucking su- *click*
Ann, to Loomis: Mr. Loomis, can you read number 23 for the class?
Loomis: No, I cannot
Loomis, internally: What up, I'm Loomis, I'm 32, and i never fuckin learned how to read!
Loomis, while Ann is trying to sleep: You better watch out, you better watch out, yoU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU B-
Loomis, to Professor Kylmer: Hey, Professor! *Kisses Edward*
Professor Kylmer: Step back, i think i'm gonna vomit!