Yessss so glad you mentioned that a crow is close to a Rook, because that's exactly how I took it in game aha! I saw it and like -.- john you fucking drama queen cool it is2g
RIGHT??
“I WANT ROOKS TO BE NAILED TO THE DOOR FOR MY ROOK’S ARRIVAL.”“Uh, sir?”“What is it?”“Rooks aren’t native to this continent; the closest we have is a crow.”“Really? Well... fine, that’ll do. Get them. A bunch of them.”“.... All right...”“Oh, and make sure there’s enough petals to scatter around the trellises when the Deputy walks up. It all needs to be perfect.”
You know what I like the best of all this, though? THE CHURCH BELLS RING AS YOU WALK UP TO THE FRONT DOORS.
THAT MEANS HE HAS PEOPLE ON THE ROOF WHO ARE KEEPING AN EYE OUT FOR YOU, AND HE’S TOLD THEM TO RING THE BELLS FOR YOUR APPROACH.
