#john rowland

[asnowmannamedcarol]

she's sick for doing this but vain gabby is the best gabby.

[hale-my-nathan]

Trump Weird News-OK, Your Out (Plus Dozen Other Congressmen) !!!

All But One Already Convicted Of Crimes

[there-are-many-ways-to-smile]

Honestly wasn't expecting Gaby from desperate housewives to be a pedophile.

And John's dad calling statutory rape his son mistake as well as Gaby was so fucked up.

A child can't consent to an adult. He was 16. He didn't know any better.

[stacys-mom-has-got-it-goin-on]

Gabrielle Solis and John Rowland, "Desperate Housewives"

[nerdby]

Gabrielle should be in prison and Bree could benefit from a trip to the psych ward.

[ladyorlandodream]

John: Mrs. Van De Kamp.

Bree: Hello, John. I'm sorry to drop by on you, unannounced. Do you have a moment?

John: Sure. So, what can I do for you?

Bree: Well, I'll tell you. My daughter is planning on giving you her virginity and I would consider it a personal favor if you wouldn't take it.

[oh-dear-so-queer]

In 1719, Catherine Jones appeared before the criminal court of the Old Bailey in London charged with bigamy for making a second marriage when her husband of six years, John Rowland, was abroad. Her defence was that her marriage to Constantine Boone was no real marriage as Boone was a hermaphrodite.

According to the less-than-reliable record of the Newgate Calendar, a witness told the court that Constantine Boone had been raised as a girl and taught needlework until she ran away to sea as a 12-year-old boy. Catherine Jones said in her defence that Constantine Boone had been exhibited as a hermaphrodite at Bartholomew Fair and other places. Constantine Boone confirmed that this was true, and other witnesses said that Constantine Boone tended to be more female than male. The jury accepted the defence – that there was no marriage since Constantine Boone was a hermaphrodite, and released Catherine Jones from the charge of bigamy.

"Normal Women: 900 Years of Making History" - Philippa Gregory

[ky1echristian]