#john trowbridge

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Sophie Santos, John Trowbridge Performance: Edinburgh Fringe 2018 Score: 3.5 out of 5 Maple Syrup Barrels ©  Riverdale Live! via Ticketfly

“Our story is about a town… a horny town.” So begins the breathy Jughead voiceover of Riverdale Live!, brought to us by New York duo Sophie Santos and John Trowbridge.

Well, at least, that’s where the play portion of the evening…

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"Sorry, we were unable to load a message from our sponsors. And we know what must happen now."

Sorry, we were unable to load a message from our sponsors. And we know what must happen now.

We know we know we know. Please stop screaming. We’re sorry. I beg you, put your torches and crowbars down. We know you feel cheated. We had the message from our sponsors in our hands! And we had every intension of showing you. We know that when people watch Masterchef on Hulu they expect another installment of America’s greatest cooking competition AND a minimum of three messages from our sponsors. And we know what purge-like-chaos can break out when you don’t get it. Before you start looting, let us explain. We had a message from our sponsors ready for you. We had it all picked out. Three in fact! But when it came down to crunch time something just happened. We panicked. Something got in our way. But we take full responsibility. Please focus your aggression on us. Nobody else should be punished by your justified campaign of rage but Hulu. After a second of nothing we looked around at each other shouting “THE MESSAGE! LOAD THE MESSAGE! NOBODY IS SAFE IF WE DON’T LOAD A MESSAGE!” But then two seconds had passed so we had to throw up the page, which will surely mean the death of us all, saying “Sorry, we are unable to load a message from our sponsors.” Every second of that horrible two minute black silence felt like a day. We let you down and we accept whatever punishment will keep the peace.

Before you make your decision on how exactly we are to be killed, please let us tell you what the message is now. If we HAD been able to load a message from our sponsors, you would’ve been told that this is the best time to test drive a pre-owned Honda civic. You were gonna see a car whip around a road on a mountain. And you we’re going to be hit with deals you’d have to be crazy to pass up. We thought about not telling you that. Because, maybe in this case, ignorance truly is bliss. But we thought if we are to die, we would prefer to die honorably. So there you have it, angry mob. It’s a great time to buy a Honda. They all come fully loaded with Onstar, rear view cameras, and Sirus XM satellite radio. We now lay our heads on this large rock. Please do what you feel is right. All that we ask is that your strike is strong and true.

[John Trowbridge writes for UCB's ABSOLUTELY, The Livia Scott Sketch Program, and his critically acclaimed web seriesLAST NIGHT. Follow him at @johntrowbridge.] 

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Last Night (season 2)

Episode 201: Fuck Summer

Starring John Trowbridge, Ben Warheit, Boris Khaykin, Molly Gaebe

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John Trowbridge, 1684-1740.

John went to Hopkins, graduating in 1696. He was a joiner (carpenter) and owned a warehouse near the head of Union Wharf. An active citizen in the community, he was chosen often for various positions after he was made a freeman in 1712; a lister in 1715, constable 1716, fence viewer of “Coopers Quarter and plainfield” in 1722 and in that year was on a committee to correct any errors in the…

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CHECK OUT MY JASON VOORHEES BIT FROM THE SUMMER CAMP BIT SHOW LAST WEEK

JASON VOORHEES @ UCBT's LAST DAY OF SUMMER CAMP EXTRAVAGANZA

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LAST NIGHT Ep6 - MOLLY

All the dudes fall completely in love with Molly!

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Watch to hear what "people" have to "say" about Last Night.

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LAST NIGHT Ep5 - Dugan's (featuring Ryan Haney as TODD)

Dugan throws the SICKEST parties.