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Syd and Carmy take a weekend trip to celebrate Carmy's birthday just before The Bear opens. A polaroid camera joins them…
Set somewhere in Chapter 3 of Brigade but you don't need to read that to read this, all you need to know is Syd and Carmy got together after the episode 'brigade', they are in love, a little kinky, and by this point, together about six months!
I originally wrote this for @ambeauty and @sydneys-adamu last year as part of a series of other fics I've written and not published, but I decided to share this one, hope you enjoy ❤️
IL Y A 101 ANS | Création officielle de la Brigade spéciale N°1 ➽ http://bit.ly/Brigade-Criminelle
Le 1er décembre 1924 est instituée cette émanation de la "Brigade du Chef" créée douze ans plus tôt, devenant en 1944 la "Brigade criminelle" et concentrant ses efforts sur les affaires criminelles et les affaires sensibles
uhhhh Uniburi incorrect quotes vol. 1 or something idfk i finished GGST: DR and i'm going crazy rn
these are canon, trust. Daisuke told me himself
Unika, texting Bridget: Hey do you like anyone?
Bridget: Yeah you
Unika: Oh, I'm sorry we're just friends
Bridget: *Yeah, you?
Bridget: Oh haha sorry lol
Unika: *dies inside*
Unika: Bridget and I are no longer friends.
Bridget: UNIKA THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!
Bridget: Wow, they really hate us.
Unika: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.
Bridget: But we’re not gay, Unika.
Unika:
Bridget:
Unika: We’re not?
Bridget: That was so hot, Unika.
Unika: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Bridget: I'm so in love with you.
Unika: I’m in love with you.
Bridget: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Unika: I know.
Bridget: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
Unika: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Bridget: Peonies, why?
Unika:
Bridget: Were you going to get me flowers?
Unika:
Bridget:
Unika: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
Unika: Is something burning?
Bridget, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Unika: Bridget, the toaster is literally on fire.
Unika: I fell—
Bridget: From heaven?
Unika: No, I literally fell—
Bridget: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Unika: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Bridget: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
Unika: *angrily presses Bridget against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Bridget: ...
Bridget: Are we about to kiss-
Unika: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Bridget: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Unika: But you’re always acting stupid?
Bridget: ...
Bridget: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
Unika: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
Bridget: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Unika: ...
Unika: You mean ring bearER, right?
Bridget: ...
Unika: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
Bridget: I have feelings for you.
Unika: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?
Bridget: Talk dirty to me, baby~
Unika: The dishes.
Bridget: Wh-
Unika: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.
Bridget: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Unika: Oh. We're going out?
Bridget: Wh...
Unika, talking about Bridget: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.
Unika: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Bridget: Wow. They sound stupid.
Unika: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Bridget: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Unika: I guess you’re right. Hey Bridget, I love you.
Bridget: See! Just say that!
Unika: Holy fucking shit.
Bridget: If that flies over their head then, sorry Unika, but they're too dumb for you.
Unika: Bridget.
Unika: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Bridget: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.
Unika, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.
Bridget: I think I'm falling for you.
Unika: Then get up.
Bridget: Will you date me? Breathe if yes, recite the Bible in Japanese if no.
Unika: 初めに、神は天と地を創造されました。
Bridget: What the…?
Unika: 地球は形もなく虚無であり、暗闇が深海の面を覆いました…
Bridget: Is that actually the Bible?!
Unika: …そして神の霊が水面の上に浮かんでいました。
Bridget: And you stopped breathing, too?!
Unika: そして神は「光あれ」と言われました。
Bridget: Christ, it would have been preferable for you to just have beaten me up and called me gay!
Unika: We should be partners.
Bridget: You mean like, partners in crime?
Unika: Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.
Bridget: This date is boring!
Unika: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Bridget: Then why did you invite me?
Unika: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Unika I'll do whatever I want!"
Unika: Stop doing that.
Bridget: Stop doing what?
Unika: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.
Bridget: Talk dirty to me~
Unika: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Bridget: Wha-
Unika: The economy is in shambles.
Bridget: Unika, you love me, right?
Unika: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.
