johanbeck + drunk chris + au :)
LMAO, like one of those AUs in which the drunk one crashes the other’s couch? Ok!
So Chris is the new guy in town, in the way that he has been working in Air Forces for thepast years and nw, he is honorably discharged aftr an accident that involved him on bed for months with one leg in the air. He got a jo at the General Hospital and it’s, for the moment, living in Mark’s apartment since Martinez, his old roommate, just got married. They have known each other for a long time, been friends all of it, same with Martinez. So its okay, it’s not like Chris in kind of depressed with all that has happen or something, he just needed a night off and Mark was like “yOU KNOW WHAT, I HAVE TO CHECK THESE FUCKING EXAMS FOR TOMORROW AT 7 AM, SO YOU GO ALONE”, because he is a professor and life sucks near finals. So yeah, he goes alone.
And he gets a little bit drunk on his solo night, just to find he has lost his keys and now has to climb to their apartment because there is no way Mark is opening the door to him. Sighing, there it goes the adrenaline junkie. Finally, he gets the window open, crashes in and sleeps on the couch because he has no energy to go to his room…
Until there is something touching him. Something fluffy? What the fuck is Mark doing now? And he opens his eyes to a cat. A cat. In their apartment. In the apartment of two guys who are allergic to cats. He screams, the cat gets scared and meows in despair, kinda hurts him and Chris is climbing moe and more into their couch when he realizes, this is not their couch! Or their living room! Why is there so many clothes in the other couch? And what is that— ARE THOSE PANTIES!?
Then, a girl. With a pan over her head, ready to fight the strange man on her apartment on a way too big for her old shirt and red panties. Is this some kind of weird, too vivid, wet dream or something? Of course, the punch doesn’t feel like a dream. It’s real. And next time, when he wakes up, he is on a bed, and there are voices out the room, and then there is– Mark. “What the fuck happened?” “You crashed little Beth’s apartment, man! And you scared the living jesus out of her and her kitten, come on, asshole”. Way to go with first impressions, right?
Soon he starts seeing Beth everywhere. Which is funny, because everywhere is literally outside their apartment, the laundry section, the dinner across the street and the 7 Eleven in the corner of their street. Even awkward at first, they always say hi and soon they start to have longer conversations. She is still in collage, lives alone with her cat and wants to be an astronaut. Aren’t those big dreams? But she is so… unreal. Dreamy like. Fantastic. He’s in love when he realizes next, and oh. Oh well.