Jealousy by DullYellowEye
JOHNLOCK
Summary: River and John have a Plan. It’s a brilliant Plan, if a bit unoriginal. That’s alright though because the people they’re enacting the plan for take the term ‘socially retarded’ and prove exactly how much of an understatement it is. And, as capable as the Doctor and Sherlock are of adding one and one together, if the equation doesn’t involve actual quantifiable values, it goes straight over both of their heads. Which is rather why they had to resort to the Plan in the first place. Because hopefully their genius idiots know enough about emotions to know what to do when jealousy rears its ugly head…
.John/Sherlock, G, crossover, humour, romance, jealousy, AU.
Word Count: 16, 000
http://archiveofourown.org/works/316905