oh god kim I just thought about teen Sherlock giving himself hickeys with a vacuum cleaner so that he could get John's attention but one day he pulls it off too late and it's just one big, red, round circle and John comes up to him and asks him if his boyfriend hit him because if he did John's going to punch him and Sherlock goes beet red and mumbles something like "feel free to punch our vacuum cleaner" and John is like "oh" and kisses Sherlock
OH MY GOD IM ALSDKFJAS;LDK









