#johnmulaneyfunny

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Some of you have not gone on a long road trip, and seen the Golden Arches and started chanting “McDonalds! Mcdonalds! Mcdonalds!” Only to have you dad pull in and order the one thing no kid can enjoy, one black coffee and then drive off and it really shows.

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When your family asks how your doing at the Christmas party

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My brain: k ur gonna go to sleep at a reasonable hour ok

Me: k sounds great

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Can you believe this man invented comedy

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Partial credit

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When @staff decides to ban nsfw posts and all of a sudden everyone on tumblr is like

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Late night thoughts: John Mulaney hosting Miss Universe

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Y’all you should submit some posts n’ shit or like ideas for one shots I’m hella bored