#johnrosemary

[tentacletherapist-kin]

(Kin Art: Free To Use, Just Credit Me Please)

Rose Lalonde: Grimdark timeline, killed by Bec Noir, inverted fully into a witch of void in the dreambubbles.

John Egbert: Killed by Bec Noir on quest bed.

Kanaya Maryam: Killed by Eridan.

[homesmutconfessions]

"we need DirkJake this, we need DaveKat that"

What I need is a JohnRoseKanaya fic where John and Kanaya start out as just the mutual romantic partners of Rose, thinking they aren't attracted to each other, then one day while Rose is out of the house running an errand, John and Kanaya have a sloppy make out session, where neither of them exactly knows what the other exactly likes because their sexual dynamic is not yet been sorted out, and are mostly going off of what they have seen Rose do with them.

(no hate to either ship, they are just quite popular here.)

🎲☠️

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[isroselalondebisexual]

Someone asks Rose to pick between a sweet boft boi who makes jokes and lightly mocks her because he is comfortable enough to be made fun of in turn, and the goddess that is her wife, the light in her darkness, the amusing partner for blowing up the snarky horseshit o meter. Rose just looks at them and points to her bisexual pride pin. She's bi, and you want her to pick?

Rose: I’m bisexual and you want me to choose between two things? Absolutely not.

[yandere--stuck]

rose and kanaya w/ john. i know you love yan john but him and karkat are clearly the biggest darlings in the HS cast. and jake.

WHEN UR RITE UR RITE!!!!!

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The last thing John remembered was sitting on the couch, snug in between his two best friends in all of Paradox Space. Rose and Kanaya had invited John over to catch up. John had tried to decline (no one really wanted him anymore anyway. They just pitied him. They deserved better than him.), but the couple insisted. They had prepared a special meal just for him, when he arrived. And, John would be lying if he said it didn't make him feel special. Loved. 

John had been so alone since they all finally beat the game. Slowly, everyone drifted from him. He was forgotten. John accepted it without a fight. He just wasn't qboe to fit into any of his friends' lives. He understood it. Accepted it. The type of cold, hollow acceptance that flowed through his very being, a constant companion as he hunkered down in his home, prepared to spend the rest of eternity alone.

He was more than prepared to have another birthday come and go, watching snap updates of everyone going to Jane's big birthday bash, not one mention of him. John supposed it was his own fault. His fault that he was alone. His fault that he was forgotten. His fault that he had lost everyone the first time around. His fault…

However, the ringing of his doorbell had caught his attention, jolting him out of his thoughts. He stumbled down to the door. He was surprised to find Rose and Kanaya there, standing expectantly. Though John had tried to politely refused, the couple had insisted - they wanted more than anything to celebrate John's birthday with him.

And there John layed, full from dinner, his body growing heavy with sleep as he strained to keep his eyes open. The glow from the television grew fuzzy as the world around him grew more and more dark…

As John's consciousness slowly arose to the world of the waking, his senses returned to him slowly. He could feel hands carding through his hair. A soft, humming tune lapped at his ears. 

John blinked his eyes open.

He lay on a large bed - queen size, he-would guess. Morning sunlight flit through fluttering curtains. To the right of him, Rose sat humming a tune as she knit something purple. John turned his head to the left, recognizing Kanaya as the one who was stroking his hair, her eyes closed peacefully.

Feeling movement, Kanaya peered open one eye, before breaking into a smile.

"Ah, There You Are. We've Been Waiting For You To Awake," Kanaya purred. "Good Morning, John."

Rose set down her needles, using one hand to cup one of John's cheeks. "Good morning. We hope you slept well."

John's head whipped between the two, his foggy mind trying to catch up with what was happening. "Wh- what's going on…?"

"Don't fret, John. It's nothing to concern yourself with." Rose spike softly. "What matters now is that you're safe, and with us now."

"You Need Not Worry About A Thing." Kanaya added.

John squirmed, trying to get up, but found he couldn't - attempting to get up only caused him to get yanked back into the bed. A sharp pain erupted from inside John's head as he hit the bed. John slowly reached up to his beck, feeling something metallic clamped around his neck.

A collar, anchoring him to the bed.

"G- guys?" John suttered, eyes nervously flitting between his friends.

"Oh, sorry about that, John, but we decided to install this as a precautionary measure. I'm sure you understand."

"What?" Blood pounded in John's ears, his head beginning to ache. "I- I can just turn into the wind!"

Kanaya shook her head. "We Thought Of That As Well, Dear. I'm Certain You Must Have Noticed How Tired You Feel."

"We spent quite a sum of boons for it, as well - I'd certainly hope it works." Rose chuckled. Rose's voice was almost drowned out by the painful ache spreading throughout John's head.

John screwed his eyes shut, his head pounding. He curled up between the married couple, shuddering and whimpering in pain. He felt two pairs if lips press against he cheeks.

"Don't worry. You'll have plenty of time to grow accustomed to this, John," Rose softly spoke. "We love you."

"You'll Never Have To Be Alone Again, We Promise." Kanaya said. "We're Doing This Out Of Love… Love For You."

[farsight-the-char]

I have not contributed to the HS fandom in some time.

Let me fix that.

[mrsegbert]

JohnRoseNaya as text posts!

[solarianradiance]

Kanaya would not appreciate John getting frisky with her WIFE

You are absolutely right, she wouldnt appreciate Rose getting all of John’s attention

She would appreciate him getting frisky with her too~

Turn This ♥Twosome♥ Into A ♣Threesome~♣

I mean, its only fair, because after all

Theres nothing quite like having an Heir taking your breath away

[rayghosts]

JOHNROSEMARY!!!