Due to terrible asthma and a pollen allergy, I did not indulge in much childhood fun, like playing sports or eating grass. Because of this my parents were forced to drive me to academic team tournaments and Harry Potter release parties rather than soccer practice or the like. They hated both because they don't know any American history and despise witchcraft. In any attempt to relive a better childhood, I am signing up for the February 28th Rock Climbing Competition at the Johnson Center. I have invited Taj & Najma via text to come and cheer me on (they have yet to respond to my text; it has been 3 days.)
You can come, too. I'll be in the beginners girl division; you can find a division that is suited to your skill-level or just come and cheer. I can't wait to show up some hot 19-year old in pink lululemon spandex AND make my parents proud.