#joiestarter

[baxtersmythe]

I’M GETTING MARRIED THIS WEEK!

That is all. 

[lukeflanagan]

Happy St Paddy’s Day, ya langers! Erin go Bragh!

[austinfg]

I gotta say, summer pretty much blows at work. I’ve lost the majority of my college crowd. So I’m stuck with locals, who somehow tip even worse. And with Ben and Luke gone, along with a couple other regulars, our drag show is just rather sad. 

Someone interesting come hang out with me, please. 

[malachianderson]

Explaining to Professor Lakes that I was late meeting her because I had to deal with the little kid I made cry went... about a million times better than I expected it to.

Glad to see people around here actually have a damn sense of humor sometimes.

[franniexfabs]

Between law school and potty training, I am dealing with lot of shit. 

...Get it?

I thought it was funny. 

Much like Ollie finds it funny to squirm around when he needs to be changed... Plot twist: it’s not funny at all. 

[melaniemmontgomery]

Why is it like sooooo hard to find someone like SUPER excited to be a R.A???? I was like totally ECSTATIC! 

...That’s a fancy word for me... but like totally accurate for me!

[joiesamevans]

I feel like we’re having a summer vacation down here for Christmas break. It was 70 degrees today. It’s so weird. Great for riding tho!

[masonmccheers]

Hey, party people!!! It’s your friendly neighborhood Mason here to offer my services! If anyone’s in need of someone tall and super stylish to decorate their place for the holidays this year, look no further! I’m super affordable, super fun to be around, and as a bonus... adorable!