Heyyyyy, this is Ken. I’m 18.
✞ I’m lesbian and love older women hard core.
✞ I love wbb and CC22.
✞ I’m an avid batman lover and spongebob connoisseur
✞ I write smut and fluff for any woman!!!!
FUN FACTS (by Chair):
꩜ I’m a pretty cool guy and a little autistic sometimes.
꩜ Loves Fortnite
꩜ I’m actually Batman
Hiii!! I am chair. I’m also 18.
꩜ I’m a chronic hozier listener
꩜ I love bg3 and sally face!!
꩜ I’m straight and I loveeeee older men
꩜ I will write smut about Hozier, Rory Culkin, and BG3 men
FUN FACTS (by Ken)
✞ I really love Chicken Alfredo
✞ Im really funny and a little hyper when I don’t take my meds
✞ Everyone thinks Im gay (idk why)
We held hands out the womb (literally.) Ken won the friendship custody battle after we both dropped the most bihless hoebag ever. She was evil and manipulated us both, but I saved Chair from her like the Batman I am. We became very close after this. But… she killed my dad Anyways, I don’t know what she (Chair) is talking about, but here is a list of the things we’ve done in the last year alone:
✞ We got our teacher to say 2 slurs and then I gave her the pass
꩜ We made up so much lore that the German girl was scared.
✞ We have been called slurs on several occasions.
꩜ We wrote smut about 2 fictional men we made up (William ward and billiam bard
✞ We got sent to a guidance counselor office for walking down a HALLWAY.
꩜ We asked our teachers if they were twinks.
✞ A girl picked up my (chair) phone and my wallpaper was naked astarion, so when she asked whose phone it was, I lunged and yelled.
꩜ We fornicated at prom
✞ We got gay allegations from every group of the school. Preppy, hillbillies, it did NOT matter. We were the school’s lesbians even if there were actual lesbian couples.
꩜ Ken did the karma dance while I recorded and the same girl who picked up my phone came around the lockers and yelled at us.
✞ When we did prom crew, she chased me (KEN) outside when we were throwing stuff away and said “c’mere little girl”
꩜ The gym teacher was dressed as the grinch on Christmas, we were walking down the hallway and witnessed her snagging an ornament and I (chair) said “STOPPPP DONT DO THATTT!” Then just walked away.
✞ We had a paper full of people’s names with their designated code names. So it was like “blank = slenderina” and WE LOST IT. we almost peed our pants. I was walking through the school parking lot one rainy morning and I saw a paper, so I pick it up, and it was OUR PAPER. It had dirt, rips, and tire marks all over. It is now preserved in Chair’s bag.
