Countdown of the top 5 most rank periods for pussy in human history(Eurocentric bias, sorry):
5. The Renaissance - sure, the enlightenment brought greater knowledge and likely cleanliness but this definitely does not mean pussy was not absolutely tangy half the time.
4. Jesus’ Time - there was just a lot of sand during this era, so I think it’s safe to assume that some would’ve inevitably ended up in some of the skin sheaths. This would’ve given bacteria some extra footing in multiplying, thus contributing to some degree of rank.
3. The Medieval Times - no one would argue that ye olde average coochie was likely an olfactory powerhouse, but one can only imagine the sheer horror that must’ve been pussy during the bubonic plague. Enough said.
2. Caveman times - you think Unga and Bungu had the time to freshen the ol’ meat pouch in between hours of chewing hide and picking berries? Get real. That pussy was pungent.
1. The Victorian Age - This one may surprise some people because of course, standard practices of hygiene were more common during this age than previous eras but this lands the spot for number 1 due to the sheer toxicity of pussy during this era from the rampant use of chemical cocktails, I think it’s safe to conclude that pussy from this era was unanimously the most rank.
