#joke pending

[iicraft505]

When you're in the County General ER and dramatic music starts playing:

[mrfunnyinthebank]

*writes a joke about a wrestler begging to go back to his old promotion* *remembers that the entertainment industry contains some of the rottenest bastards of all time* *saves to drafts* *googles circumstances under which the real life people parted ways to avoid putting my foot in my mouth*

[cynicalgood]

she twitt on my X til i. er

[stanwixbuster]

just had the funniest tenso experience

[smoreal]

Sonic being able to bring his nose up to the sky, take a couple sniffs and be like ‘oh yeah, it’s gonna rain today.’

[sawed-off-sondheim]

there are conservatives in my area who are wearing masks now for fear of “catching something” from vaccinated people and I’m just

[ratcarney]

there’s gotta be a hadestown eeby deeby joke somewhere. there HAS to be

[joylessmarxist]

something something ya momma