#jokea

[samuraizm]

hey you’re really cute and i was wondering if you were taken

smh it says it right in my pinned 🙄

[catsickyellow]

Who came up with the "is your refrigerator running?" joke

[pastellhund]

Was debating whether or not to post about this but I couldn’t keep such a shitty joke to myself much longer.

I was watching a video with John Cena in it and he was carrying this dude around on his back. He asks the guy “hey do you want to go for a bite?”, the guy answered back “yeah, sure” or something, but I sealed my fate as the worst person in the world by replying “why go for a bite when you have a whole snacc right there?”

[squid-of-destiny]

You know what they say

A bird in the hand is a fucker to hold

[chattypassenger]

#Drake has #jokea about that new #Apple #malfunction! #WhenYouriBecomesAnA

[squid-of-destiny]

I hate it when my contortionist melts

My 9 year old brother using my xbox - I still don't know the context

[squid-of-destiny]

Venus Flytraps

8 Year old Brother: ...they are quite cool. Why are they called Venus Flytraps anyway?

Me: Well, I've not really thought about it. Venus was the goddess of ...

[Me, internally: Fuck, its a fucking sex thing, how did I not realise it was a sex thing for fucks sake abort this discussion]

Me: ...eh, I forget. I don't know