#jokerling

[beambeam]

jokerling replied to your post: “oxnam replied to your post: “Johanna Mason”: DON’T EVEN TALK TO ME...”:

Can we just talk about the fucking needle sceneJESUS CHRIST

I THOUGHT OF YOU.

EVERYTHING IN THE HOVERCRAFT WAS NOTHING I WAS EXPECTING & I'M SO GLAD IT WAS ALL THERE & THEN SHE HITS HIM & I WAS LIKE THIS IS IT THEY GAVE IT TO US THEY ACKNOWLEDGED HAYMITCH'S EXISTENCE & ACTUALLY GAVE HIM THE SCENES WE WANTED TO SEE AND MORESOME.

[dear-massacre]

jokerling replied to your post: My mom was talking to one of my aunts about me and...

Thats annoying. I used to get asked if I was a lesbian because I had never had a date.. because I’d never been asked? People are weird. Not that it matters if you were or werent but still.

Stuff like that annoys the fuck out of me. I could understand it if they caught me making out with a chick and then thinking that I was a lesbian. But they're just basing it off of them never seeing me with a guy and they're using it in a very homophobic way.

I pretty much just hate the word itself now lol.

[moonbeamjean]

jokerling said: omg idsk how people do it either ?? like I went to a sex store for the first time ever like a month ago and it was like WOW AWKWAR D just looking?? idk man if I ever wanted to buy anything I’d be too awkward and have to go online SO KUDOS 2 U

omggg I WANT TO BUY ONLINE, BUT THAT MEANS THAT I GET A PACKAGE (durhurhur) THAT MY MUM WILL POTENTIALLY FIND AND QUESTION. Because online means 1) discreet shopping without risking being hit on by guys looking for a walking fleshring and 2) wider range of stuff. But yeah I'd rather risk being judged by a hot and experienced staff member than telling my mother "FINE YES I'M HORNY AND SINGLE WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME"

Also, shit, maybe this is the conversation to have via asks or something because there's only so much my followers should know lololol

[moonbeamjean]

jokerling said: the vibrator would probably cos tyou less than the petrol/gas to drive around the countryside omf fg (for reals drivings awesome but ew having to pay for.. shit)

Yeah, probably, but only just. Quality vibrators are expensive, yo. Not to mention the scene of me crashing into a pile of limbs on the floor of a sex store as I ask politely what they recommend for a sad little virgin such as I.  Like seriously, kudos to sex-positive people out there who have the courage to tap someone's shoulder and ask with a straight face "Excuse me, sir, but might I have a Shock-It Rocket for my snootch" because even imagining that situation makes my brain stammer

[dear-massacre]

jokerling replied to your post: Now that I think about it, I usually start...

I mean 8PMs not early wow this is not looking good for me

lol i thought you meant that 8pm was not a late time to get home from work and i was like 'dude that's almost 12 hours for me'

but yeah i'm not really a social drinker so i was feeling kind of weird last night cuz idk when people normally start drinking.

[obiroguewan]

jokerling replied to your post: oh my god photoshop recovered my graphic???!?!??...

ITS PRETTY MUCH THE BEST NEW THING EVER

THIS  IS THE GREATEST THING EVA

[beambeam]

jokerling replied to your post:“jokerling replied to your post: no this game is so super creepy. I...”

o ok I havent got that so YEAH MAYBE UR RIGHT BUT I DONT KNOW I STILL DONT BELIEVE YOU

TEAGAN I AM IN HIS SCARY DEAD-ANIMAL-FILLED STUFFED HOUSE & I KNOCKED THE OWL OVER TEAGAN I KNOCKED THE OWL OVER & IT'S WING CAME OFF & THERE WAS BLOOD IN THE GARAGE & I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE BECAUSE HE'S PROBABLY GOING TO COME HOME & LOCK ME IN HIS FUCKING BASEMENT LIKE THE OTHER CRAZY DID & I CAN'T BE GOING THROUGH THAT AGAIN I JUST CAN'T IT WAS EMOTIONALLY & MENTALLY TAXING ENOUGH THE FIRST TIME.

[beambeam]

jokerling replied to your post: no this game is so super creepy. I can’t deal with...

I THINK YOU MEAN THE BEST GAME EVER JESUS CH RiST

NO I'M PLAYING THE MADISON DLC RIGHT NOW & IT'S TERRIFYING.